Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Stoke Party, February 11-12 2006
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are watching new Doctor Who when the Doctor emerges from the TARDIS onto a street*
Bally: O'course, this is the back end of Cardiff.
Tenchi_Muyo: There is no front end of Cardiff.
Kinitawowi: I am pre-caffeinated.
*pause*
Kinitawowi: Although it appears I am functioning, I'm having difficulty seeing.
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are watchingi Top Of The Pops: Reloaded*
Tenchi_Muyo: You'd say "yes" to Fearne Cotton though, wouldn't you?
Kinitawowi: You take what you can get.
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are in Asda; Tenchi_Muyo calls the others over to the world foods section*
Kinitawowi: [putting on Father Jack voice] Reverse! Reverse!
Bally: [putting on Father Jack voice] Naans! Naans! Reverse! Reverse!
*whilst watching pretentious rugby highlights*
mUrt: Ahhhh. Love...
CosmicAvatar: ...across a crowded field.
Kinitawowi: Would you like to meet gay men in your area?
*Tenchi_Muyo is moving in front of the TV and affecting the reception*
mUrt: I reckon we should take you to Dixon's and really screw them up.
*on Italian rugby player Ramiro Pez*
Tenchi_Muyo: If you stamp on his foot, does a sweet come out?
*on BBC sports presenter John Inverdale*
mUrt: The camera's gonna come back on him and he's leaning out of the window, saying, "Go, my brethren!"
CosmicAvatar: I just sit here and out it comes.
CosmicAvatar: You have poured many beer. S.
*mUrt's phone goes off*
mUrt: Ooh, pardon me.
*mUrt is on phone*
mUrt: Who rocks the party?
*pause*
mUrt: It was just a general question.
CosmicAvatar: [to Tenchi_Muyo] What are yours [cremators] called?
mUrt: Burny, Crispy and Toasty.
mUrt:Y'know, I've never really understood rugby rules.
Bored_Mike: There are rules?!
*on a particular slow-motion replay during rugby*
Kinitawowi: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a lunchbox!
CosmicAvatar: Let's face it, we're not watching for the ball.
mUrt: No, we watch for the whole package.
*on the possibility of flying tackles hurting stationary tackles*
Del: Can they wear some sort of protection?
Sam_Spade: They probably store it somewhere.
*England score their first try and are celebrating*
CosmicAvatar: Snog him! And I want to see tongue!
Del: If you want to find an NHS dentist -
Kinitawowi: Basically step outside and find the queue.
Kinitawowi: What do people think a toilet is going to smell of?
*pause*
CosmicAvatar: Pine?
mUrt: I crap pine all the time.
*during pretentious end credits sequence for rugby*
mUrt: "Yes, we are very nice men. We stamp on your face."
Kinitawowi: You can't get Anglia TV in Norfolk.
Sam_Spade: Probably a blessing.
mUrt: Y'know, Scottish money used to confuse me when I worked at Alton Towers. I'd turn the note over and go, "That's never right. The Queen doesn't have a beard."
*Bally is about to do a chippy run; Kinitawowi hands over a fiver*
Kinitawowi: You know what I want.
mUrt: You can't get a prostitute for that money.
*holding up enormous chip shop sausage*
mUrt: Now that is a sausage!
CosmicAvatar: I've seen bigger.
*Tenchi_Muyo is playing Nintendogs, the artificial canine simulator*
CosmicAvatar: Are you spanking your puppy, Andy?
Tenchi_Muyo: No, I'm stroking it.
*the film Troy is put on*
Tenchi_Muyo: Those are bow-firing nipples, those are!
Del: [to Tenchi_Muyo] Did you just say, "He's a one-goat bloke"?
mUrt: We all have our limits.
*on the possibilities of a makeover programme doing up Achilles' hut*
mUrt: I see trellis, a few drapes... a rotting corpse.
*innuendo is taking place*
Kinitawowi: Don't worry, his main plan is to cover you in custard.
Sam_Spade: OK, yeah.
Gandalf: See, I was really surprised that Hector died. I don't know the story at all.
CosmicAvatar: Even after you've seen this [Troy], you still don't know the story.
mUrt: Why has his Dad [Priam] come over for a chat?
Bally: He wants his son's body back so he can give him a proper funeral.
*pause*
Bally: That maybe the least funny thing I've said all day.
Gandalf: No, you've said far less funny things than that.
mUrt: [The Simpsons' Mr] Burns has turned into Prince Charles in my mind.
*final battle scene in Troy; Orlando Bloom's character and Sean Bean's character are on-screen on opposing sides*
Gandalf: Boromir! I thought you were dead!
*Firefly is on*
Captain Mal Reynolds: [to Inara] Did they teach you that in whore academy?
Bally: It's like Fame Academy, only with an 18 certificate.
*the gang are discussing Empire's Top 201 films*
Tenchi_Muyo: The first rule of Fight Club is: you don't vote for Fight Club.
Gandalf: What was wrong with the radiators being on? Were they making clanking noises?
Bally: Amanda was complaining that they sucked all the moisture out of her face, kind of like a heat vampire.
CosmicAvatar: Or an over-enthusiastic teenager.
*Kinitawowi emerges*
CosmicAvatar: There's pizza in the oven.
Tenchi_Muyo: Unless it's got coffee beans on it, I bet Dave's not interested.
*more Firefly*
Shepherd Book: You're going to burn in a special level of Hell, reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
Bally: I'm doomed.
*pause*
Bally: For talking in the theatre.
Kinitawowi: I was going to say, "Which children have you been molesting recently?"?!
Bally: O'course, this is the back end of Cardiff.
Tenchi_Muyo: There is no front end of Cardiff.
Kinitawowi: I am pre-caffeinated.
*pause*
Kinitawowi: Although it appears I am functioning, I'm having difficulty seeing.
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are watchingi Top Of The Pops: Reloaded*
Tenchi_Muyo: You'd say "yes" to Fearne Cotton though, wouldn't you?
Kinitawowi: You take what you can get.
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are in Asda; Tenchi_Muyo calls the others over to the world foods section*
Kinitawowi: [putting on Father Jack voice] Reverse! Reverse!
Bally: [putting on Father Jack voice] Naans! Naans! Reverse! Reverse!
*whilst watching pretentious rugby highlights*
mUrt: Ahhhh. Love...
CosmicAvatar: ...across a crowded field.
Kinitawowi: Would you like to meet gay men in your area?
*Tenchi_Muyo is moving in front of the TV and affecting the reception*
mUrt: I reckon we should take you to Dixon's and really screw them up.
*on Italian rugby player Ramiro Pez*
Tenchi_Muyo: If you stamp on his foot, does a sweet come out?
*on BBC sports presenter John Inverdale*
mUrt: The camera's gonna come back on him and he's leaning out of the window, saying, "Go, my brethren!"
CosmicAvatar: I just sit here and out it comes.
CosmicAvatar: You have poured many beer. S.
*mUrt's phone goes off*
mUrt: Ooh, pardon me.
*mUrt is on phone*
mUrt: Who rocks the party?
*pause*
mUrt: It was just a general question.
CosmicAvatar: [to Tenchi_Muyo] What are yours [cremators] called?
mUrt: Burny, Crispy and Toasty.
mUrt:Y'know, I've never really understood rugby rules.
Bored_Mike: There are rules?!
*on a particular slow-motion replay during rugby*
Kinitawowi: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a lunchbox!
CosmicAvatar: Let's face it, we're not watching for the ball.
mUrt: No, we watch for the whole package.
*on the possibility of flying tackles hurting stationary tackles*
Del: Can they wear some sort of protection?
Sam_Spade: They probably store it somewhere.
*England score their first try and are celebrating*
CosmicAvatar: Snog him! And I want to see tongue!
Del: If you want to find an NHS dentist -
Kinitawowi: Basically step outside and find the queue.
Kinitawowi: What do people think a toilet is going to smell of?
*pause*
CosmicAvatar: Pine?
mUrt: I crap pine all the time.
*during pretentious end credits sequence for rugby*
mUrt: "Yes, we are very nice men. We stamp on your face."
Kinitawowi: You can't get Anglia TV in Norfolk.
Sam_Spade: Probably a blessing.
mUrt: Y'know, Scottish money used to confuse me when I worked at Alton Towers. I'd turn the note over and go, "That's never right. The Queen doesn't have a beard."
*Bally is about to do a chippy run; Kinitawowi hands over a fiver*
Kinitawowi: You know what I want.
mUrt: You can't get a prostitute for that money.
*holding up enormous chip shop sausage*
mUrt: Now that is a sausage!
CosmicAvatar: I've seen bigger.
*Tenchi_Muyo is playing Nintendogs, the artificial canine simulator*
CosmicAvatar: Are you spanking your puppy, Andy?
Tenchi_Muyo: No, I'm stroking it.
*the film Troy is put on*
Tenchi_Muyo: Those are bow-firing nipples, those are!
Del: [to Tenchi_Muyo] Did you just say, "He's a one-goat bloke"?
mUrt: We all have our limits.
*on the possibilities of a makeover programme doing up Achilles' hut*
mUrt: I see trellis, a few drapes... a rotting corpse.
*innuendo is taking place*
Kinitawowi: Don't worry, his main plan is to cover you in custard.
Sam_Spade: OK, yeah.
Gandalf: See, I was really surprised that Hector died. I don't know the story at all.
CosmicAvatar: Even after you've seen this [Troy], you still don't know the story.
mUrt: Why has his Dad [Priam] come over for a chat?
Bally: He wants his son's body back so he can give him a proper funeral.
*pause*
Bally: That maybe the least funny thing I've said all day.
Gandalf: No, you've said far less funny things than that.
mUrt: [The Simpsons' Mr] Burns has turned into Prince Charles in my mind.
*final battle scene in Troy; Orlando Bloom's character and Sean Bean's character are on-screen on opposing sides*
Gandalf: Boromir! I thought you were dead!
*Firefly is on*
Captain Mal Reynolds: [to Inara] Did they teach you that in whore academy?
Bally: It's like Fame Academy, only with an 18 certificate.
*the gang are discussing Empire's Top 201 films*
Tenchi_Muyo: The first rule of Fight Club is: you don't vote for Fight Club.
Gandalf: What was wrong with the radiators being on? Were they making clanking noises?
Bally: Amanda was complaining that they sucked all the moisture out of her face, kind of like a heat vampire.
CosmicAvatar: Or an over-enthusiastic teenager.
*Kinitawowi emerges*
CosmicAvatar: There's pizza in the oven.
Tenchi_Muyo: Unless it's got coffee beans on it, I bet Dave's not interested.
*more Firefly*
Shepherd Book: You're going to burn in a special level of Hell, reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
Bally: I'm doomed.
*pause*
Bally: For talking in the theatre.
Kinitawowi: I was going to say, "Which children have you been molesting recently?"?!
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 17
B: I'm going out to Tesco. D'you want anything?
*pause*
K: A couple of high-class prostitutes.
*pause*
K: Plus, y'know, whatever you want.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 25/11/05*
---
K: Have you ever tried to spread Anchor Spreadable?
B: No.
K: It's roughly equivalent to trying to spread house bricks. It is possible, if you spend three hours beforehand reducing it to its component atoms.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 4/12/05*
---
*K's computer has a virus*
TM: Has it found it?
K: Nope. No viruses, no ad programs, no spambots, no nothing.
B: So what's the next course of action?
K: I fart.
*does so*
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 29/12/05*
---
K: Well, I suppose we'd better get some drinks, then.
B: Oh, do we have to?
K: We could see the New Year in with Tic-Tacs.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 31/12/05*
---
B: I must say, you should get your hair cut with all available speed. You're beginning to look like Kelly Clarkson.
K: I am also slowly but surely losing the gift of sight.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/1/06*
---
K: See, this is the thing. Although I do win a hundred quid on the Premium Bonds, I don't invest it. It just goes straight into my bank account and I piss it away on Coke. Or Coke it away on piss, whichever way you look at it.
*Recorded just outside Dave's house, Stockport, 13/1/06*
---
*K, B and TM are talking about B's desire to upgrade his computer*
TM: You could get a laptop.
B: Dave, he mentioned the 'L' word.
K: Lorries?
TM: Lesbians?
K: Now, which of those would you prefer?
B: Y'see, a lesbian is a woman who will never shag me. I don't see the point.
*pause whilst K stares at him*
B: I think I may have just handed in my pass at the men's club.
*Recored in Dave's house, Stockport, 14/1/06*
---
*K, B and TM are watching darts; there is a post-match interview with a player who did particularly poorly and is making excuses*
K: Why doesn't he just say, 'I was shite, give me beer'?
*Recorded in Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 14/1/06*
---
*K, B and TM are playing cards when there is a small noise*
B: Did someone's phone just go off?
*pause*
TM: No, I farted.
*Recorded in Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 14/1/06*
---
*Bonus scene during credits for House fans only*
[Begin Spoiler for Season 2 House; events vaguely described from episode "The Mistake" up to and including "Distractions" - Highlight to view]
*Channel Five, who show House on terrestrial TV in Britain, have been running ads for it*
*each one is a close-up of one of the character's faces with the caption 'What price?'*
*up to this point, B has identified House's ('What price genius?'), Foreman's ('What price ambition?'), Chase's ('What price approval?') and Cameron's ('What price devotion?')*
*TM is flipping through the Saturday Times magazine and finds House ads which B has not seen*
B: There's a Cuddy! <'What price honesty?'> That means there's a Wilson!
*tries to think*
B: What price...
K: GAY?!
*Recorded in Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 14/1/06*
*pause*
K: A couple of high-class prostitutes.
*pause*
K: Plus, y'know, whatever you want.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 25/11/05*
K: Have you ever tried to spread Anchor Spreadable?
B: No.
K: It's roughly equivalent to trying to spread house bricks. It is possible, if you spend three hours beforehand reducing it to its component atoms.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 4/12/05*
*K's computer has a virus*
TM: Has it
K: Nope. No viruses, no ad programs, no spambots, no nothing.
B: So what's the next course of action?
K: I fart.
*does so*
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 29/12/05*
K: Well, I suppose we'd better get some drinks, then.
B: Oh, do we have to?
K: We could see the New Year in with Tic-Tacs.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 31/12/05*
B: I must say, you should get your hair cut with all available speed. You're beginning to look like Kelly Clarkson.
K: I am also slowly but surely losing the gift of sight.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/1/06*
K: See, this is the thing. Although I do win a hundred quid on the Premium Bonds, I don't invest it. It just goes straight into my bank account and I piss it away on Coke. Or Coke it away on piss, whichever way you look at it.
*Recorded just outside Dave's house, Stockport, 13/1/06*
*K, B and TM are talking about B's desire to upgrade his computer*
TM: You could get a laptop.
B: Dave, he mentioned the 'L' word.
K: Lorries?
TM: Lesbians?
K: Now, which of those would you prefer?
B: Y'see, a lesbian is a woman who will never shag me. I don't see the point.
*pause whilst K stares at him*
B: I think I may have just handed in my pass at the men's club.
*Recored in Dave's house, Stockport, 14/1/06*
*K, B and TM are watching darts; there is a post-match interview with a player who did particularly poorly and is making excuses*
K: Why doesn't he just say, 'I was shite, give me beer'?
*Recorded in Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 14/1/06*
*K, B and TM are playing cards when there is a small noise*
B: Did someone's phone just go off?
*pause*
TM: No, I farted.
*Recorded in Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 14/1/06*
*Bonus scene during credits for House fans only*
[Begin Spoiler for Season 2 House; events vaguely described from episode "The Mistake" up to and including "Distractions" - Highlight to view]
*Channel Five, who show House on terrestrial TV in Britain, have been running ads for it*
*each one is a close-up of one of the character's faces with the caption 'What price
*up to this point, B has identified House's ('What price genius?'), Foreman's ('What price ambition?'), Chase's ('What price approval?') and Cameron's ('What price devotion?')*
*TM is flipping through the Saturday Times magazine and finds House ads which B has not seen*
B: There's a Cuddy! <'What price honesty?'> That means there's a Wilson!
*tries to think*
B: What price...
K: GAY?!
*Recorded in Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 14/1/06*
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 16
K: There are some people in this country who don't think there are any sports other than football and Half-Life.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 11/10/05*
---
*K&B are watching House*
K: A triple twisting one and a half is a bloody difficult dive to pull off.
B: I'm glad you knew that!
K: You forget my amazing capacity to watch absolutely anything on TV.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 13/10/05*
---
*K&B are discussing K getting a haircut*
K: It needs to be done. My hair is so long that I can eat it.
*demonstrates*
*Recorded in Brook Road, Heaton Chapel, Stockport, 6/11/05*
---
B: I thought I needed a big shit earlier. I got into the toilet but it was a fart.
K: I know the sort. You're really busting, you get into the toilet and then -
K&B: *simulated loud fart noises*
K: Yeah. You sit down and just fart out your abdomen.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 7/11/05*
---
K: The Corrs have been given an honorary MBE.
B: For getting to Number 68 with their last single?!
K: I think it's something to do with their charity work, which basically amounts to "they know Bono".
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 8/11/05*
---
K: First Matt left, now everyone's leaving. I can't help but feel that I've insulted someone.
*pause*
K: Of course, I have, but that's not the point.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/11/05*
---
*K, B and TM are watching QI, during which Stephen Fry is talking about ballcocks*
SF: Baaaaaaall... cock.
B: He just had to get it out!
K: When did this happen?
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/11/05*
---
B: I really need to piss.
*pause*
B: *sigh of relief*
K: Trouser accident averted!
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 17/11/05*
---
*K&B are discussing K's new Blurty*
K: It's a shame that there's no new music coming out.
B: Do concerts. We've got a couple of concerts coming up. We even have tickets for one. The one further in the future.
K: Yeah. That's worrying me. One might even say it's - disconcerting me.
*pause*
K: But then one would be a dick.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 19/11/05*
---
K: The Internet is not social. You can mess about on a forum, you can play World Of Warcraft with a hundred million other people, but the reality is that you are a fat naked twenty-four year old sat sitting in your bedroom surrounded by pizza boxes.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 19/11/05*
---
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 11/10/05*
*K&B are watching House*
K: A triple twisting one and a half is a bloody difficult dive to pull off.
B: I'm glad you knew that!
K: You forget my amazing capacity to watch absolutely anything on TV.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 13/10/05*
*K&B are discussing K getting a haircut*
K: It needs to be done. My hair is so long that I can eat it.
*demonstrates*
*Recorded in Brook Road, Heaton Chapel, Stockport, 6/11/05*
B: I thought I needed a big shit earlier. I got into the toilet but it was a fart.
K: I know the sort. You're really busting, you get into the toilet and then -
K&B: *simulated loud fart noises*
K: Yeah. You sit down and just fart out your abdomen.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 7/11/05*
K: The Corrs have been given an honorary MBE.
B: For getting to Number 68 with their last single?!
K: I think it's something to do with their charity work, which basically amounts to "they know Bono".
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 8/11/05*
K: First Matt left, now everyone's leaving. I can't help but feel that I've insulted someone.
*pause*
K: Of course, I have, but that's not the point.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/11/05*
*K, B and TM are watching QI, during which Stephen Fry is talking about ballcocks*
SF: Baaaaaaall... cock.
B: He just had to get it out!
K: When did this happen?
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/11/05*
B: I really need to piss.
*pause*
B: *sigh of relief*
K: Trouser accident averted!
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 17/11/05*
*K&B are discussing K's new Blurty*
K: It's a shame that there's no new music coming out.
B: Do concerts. We've got a couple of concerts coming up. We even have tickets for one. The one further in the future.
K: Yeah. That's worrying me. One might even say it's - disconcerting me.
*pause*
K: But then one would be a dick.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 19/11/05*
K: The Internet is not social. You can mess about on a forum, you can play World Of Warcraft with a hundred million other people, but the reality is that you are a fat naked twenty-four year old sat sitting in your bedroom surrounded by pizza boxes.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 19/11/05*
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 15
*K&B have just finished watching The Truman Show*
K: Maybe all this is a TV show.
B: So I should start calling this The David & Simon Show?
K: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, get it right!
B: I don't want to be called Bally in real life.
K: Maybe it used to be two shows and they brought them together to reduce production costs.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
---
*K&B are watching K&B14*
K: I reckon someone's copying all these down.
B: Bollocks.
K: Yeah. I reckon they're being used by a stand-up act in Bulgaria.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
---
*B is making a sandwich*
K: May I pinch a slice of that ham?
B: No. And by "no", I mean "yes".
K: Bastard. And by "bastard", I mean "thank you".
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 29/8/05*
---
*B is using TM's bathroom*
B: I am lookin' mighty fine, I'll have you know!
K: Well, hurry up, before we look stained.
*Recorded in Andy's house, Micklefield, 3/9/05*
---
B: I see your insult and raise you a middle finger.
K: I see your middle finger and raise you two fingers.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
---
*K&B are about to watch an episode of House in K's room*
*B turns the lights off*
K: Can you just turn the lights on again? Please?
*B turns the lights on*
*K repeatedly twats moth with poster tube*
K: OK.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
---
*K&B are watching an episode of House; B comments on the relationship between Wilson and House*
B: Their relationship is very much like ours.
K: No it's not. Our relationship is that I call you "Bitch" and you call me "Sir".
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 25/9/05*
---
*K&B are discussing the work of The Corrs*
K: I still prefer the album version of Toss The Feathers.
B: I still find that strange. Lots of offence.
K: Some taken.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 26/9/05*
---
B: Haven't you always wanted to follow through, just so you can have a story about following through?
*pause*
B: Oh, God, you're thinking about it!
K: See, I really want to say no, but...
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 3/10/05*
---
K: Maybe all this is a TV show.
B: So I should start calling this
K: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, get it right!
B: I don't want to be called Bally in real life.
K: Maybe it used to be two shows and they brought them together to reduce production costs.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
*K&B are watching K&B14*
K: I reckon someone's copying all these down.
B: Bollocks.
K: Yeah. I reckon they're being used by a stand-up act in Bulgaria.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
*B is making a sandwich*
K: May I pinch a slice of that ham?
B: No. And by "no", I mean "yes".
K: Bastard. And by "bastard", I mean "thank you".
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 29/8/05*
*B is using TM's bathroom*
B: I am lookin' mighty fine, I'll have you know!
K: Well, hurry up, before we look stained.
*Recorded in Andy's house, Micklefield, 3/9/05*
B: I see your insult and raise you a middle finger.
K: I see your middle finger and raise you two fingers.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
*K&B are about to watch an episode of House in K's room*
*B turns the lights off*
K: Can you just turn the lights on again? Please?
*B turns the lights on*
*K repeatedly twats moth with poster tube*
K: OK.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
*K&B are watching an episode of House; B comments on the relationship between Wilson and House*
B: Their relationship is very much like ours.
K: No it's not. Our relationship is that I call you "Bitch" and you call me "Sir".
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 25/9/05*
*K&B are discussing the work of The Corrs*
K: I still prefer the album version of Toss The Feathers.
B: I still find that strange. Lots of offence.
K: Some taken.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 26/9/05*
B: Haven't you always wanted to follow through, just so you can have a story about following through?
*pause*
B: Oh, God, you're thinking about it!
K: See, I really want to say no, but...
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 3/10/05*
