Wednesday, February 22, 2006
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 15
*K&B have just finished watching The Truman Show*
K: Maybe all this is a TV show.
B: So I should start calling this The David & Simon Show?
K: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, get it right!
B: I don't want to be called Bally in real life.
K: Maybe it used to be two shows and they brought them together to reduce production costs.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
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*K&B are watching K&B14*
K: I reckon someone's copying all these down.
B: Bollocks.
K: Yeah. I reckon they're being used by a stand-up act in Bulgaria.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
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*B is making a sandwich*
K: May I pinch a slice of that ham?
B: No. And by "no", I mean "yes".
K: Bastard. And by "bastard", I mean "thank you".
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 29/8/05*
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*B is using TM's bathroom*
B: I am lookin' mighty fine, I'll have you know!
K: Well, hurry up, before we look stained.
*Recorded in Andy's house, Micklefield, 3/9/05*
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B: I see your insult and raise you a middle finger.
K: I see your middle finger and raise you two fingers.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
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*K&B are about to watch an episode of House in K's room*
*B turns the lights off*
K: Can you just turn the lights on again? Please?
*B turns the lights on*
*K repeatedly twats moth with poster tube*
K: OK.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
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*K&B are watching an episode of House; B comments on the relationship between Wilson and House*
B: Their relationship is very much like ours.
K: No it's not. Our relationship is that I call you "Bitch" and you call me "Sir".
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 25/9/05*
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*K&B are discussing the work of The Corrs*
K: I still prefer the album version of Toss The Feathers.
B: I still find that strange. Lots of offence.
K: Some taken.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 26/9/05*
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B: Haven't you always wanted to follow through, just so you can have a story about following through?
*pause*
B: Oh, God, you're thinking about it!
K: See, I really want to say no, but...
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 3/10/05*
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K: Maybe all this is a TV show.
B: So I should start calling this
K: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, get it right!
B: I don't want to be called Bally in real life.
K: Maybe it used to be two shows and they brought them together to reduce production costs.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
*K&B are watching K&B14*
K: I reckon someone's copying all these down.
B: Bollocks.
K: Yeah. I reckon they're being used by a stand-up act in Bulgaria.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 26/8/05*
*B is making a sandwich*
K: May I pinch a slice of that ham?
B: No. And by "no", I mean "yes".
K: Bastard. And by "bastard", I mean "thank you".
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 29/8/05*
*B is using TM's bathroom*
B: I am lookin' mighty fine, I'll have you know!
K: Well, hurry up, before we look stained.
*Recorded in Andy's house, Micklefield, 3/9/05*
B: I see your insult and raise you a middle finger.
K: I see your middle finger and raise you two fingers.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
*K&B are about to watch an episode of House in K's room*
*B turns the lights off*
K: Can you just turn the lights on again? Please?
*B turns the lights on*
*K repeatedly twats moth with poster tube*
K: OK.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 22/9/05*
*K&B are watching an episode of House; B comments on the relationship between Wilson and House*
B: Their relationship is very much like ours.
K: No it's not. Our relationship is that I call you "Bitch" and you call me "Sir".
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 25/9/05*
*K&B are discussing the work of The Corrs*
K: I still prefer the album version of Toss The Feathers.
B: I still find that strange. Lots of offence.
K: Some taken.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 26/9/05*
B: Haven't you always wanted to follow through, just so you can have a story about following through?
*pause*
B: Oh, God, you're thinking about it!
K: See, I really want to say no, but...
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 3/10/05*
