Wednesday, November 24, 2004

 

London Party November 20-21 2004

*Steorra opens her bag*
geswho: I'll have an ice cream, please!

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Steorra: I managed to spell 'Worcestershire' right completely by accident the other day.
Del: How did you manage to spell it right by accident?!
Steorra: Because I was trying to spell it wrong on purpose.

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geswho: Best night's drinking I ever had! We were on five pound pitchers of Long Island ice tea all night. I woke up the next day and felt great. I sobered up a week later and felt terrible.

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*geswho, Del and Bally are discussing Sarah McLachlan's albums when MrBump interrupts to berate the chaps involved*
Bally: We're in touch with our feminine sides! You just go off, get your club and scratch your testicles.

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Tenchi_Muyo: Bloody hell, Simon! You know I'm not good with flashes at the best of times.

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*Bally dives under the table to get back to his seat. MrBump feels his arse*
MrBump: Wow, he must work out.

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MrBump: What were you trying to do?
Bally: Take a picture of you defacing the candle.
MrBump: It hasn't got a face.
Rich: It's been defaced, hasn't it?

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Tenchi_Muyo: Commuting with God. It's a cross between Fred Dibnah's Age Of Steam and Songs Of Praise.

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Bally: My air guitar is inflatable. You have to keep pumping it up and down.

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FSC: There is such a thing as a quote too far.

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*on the subject of new music*
Gandalf: My new discovery is Jeff Buckley...

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Kahlan: Simon, people are going to think we're weird now!
Bally Now?!

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*on Gary Glitter*
MrBump: They didn't just throw the book at him. They rewrote it and buried it with him.

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*when asked if she wants another drink*
Kahlan: No, I'm all right. I'm still riding the sloth.

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Bally: Everybody seems to have a warmer arse than me.

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*Callie and MrBump are fighting each other. Bally puts his arm across MrBump's chest to stop this*
MrBump: Don't defend her!
Bally: I'm just trying to feel your breasts!

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