Monday, May 14, 2012
Small London Party In 2010 At Some Point
Jazz: Dickhead.
Kinitawowi: Taxi.
Bally: Synonyms.
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Cazzle: I don't oppose kidney beans on moral grounds.
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Cazzle: I've been told I cough in a judgemental fashion.
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Bally: Sorted yourself out, have you?
Cazzle: I gave it a poke.
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Christine: I have boobs made of money, Eileen!
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Cazzle: I was like, "Bugger this!"
Bally: That was your username, wasn't it?
Kinitawowi: Taxi.
Bally: Synonyms.
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Cazzle: I don't oppose kidney beans on moral grounds.
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Cazzle: I've been told I cough in a judgemental fashion.
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Bally: Sorted yourself out, have you?
Cazzle: I gave it a poke.
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Christine: I have boobs made of money, Eileen!
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Cazzle: I was like, "Bugger this!"
Bally: That was your username, wasn't it?
Sandhurst Party May 20th-22nd 2010
H: Come into our boudoir...
Callie: Do you say that to everyone, or just the people you *really* like?
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CosmicAvatar: I was going to say I'll give you a meaty one, Helen.
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CosmicAvatar: Oh Freeview my butt.
Callie: Now there's an offer...
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CosmicAvatar: Do you want to prick it?
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CosmicAvatar: I do like the sitdown photoshoots. They hide my double chin.
Callie: And show your cleavage.
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Callie: Guinness is a food group.
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Bally: Two things: I apologise for making your bathroom smell of man, and this towel needs to be taken to the place that towels go to to die.
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*Iron Man is on. Tony Stark's home comes into view*
Bally: Welcome to my overground lair.
Sam Spade: It's Tracy Island!
Bally: Dammit, you topped me! You scum.
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Callie: It's a cruller - we're respecting it.
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Callie: I got asked if I was Greek the other day.
Bally: What did you say?
Callie: My career as a spy is still on.
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Sam Spade: I *want* people to ask about my T-shirt. 'Look - knobs!'
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CosmicAvatar: I think I'm happy with my tiger pee.
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CosmicAvatar: In theory we should prohibit peeing during the drinking game.
Bally: So we'll get really drunk and piss ourselves?! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: How old is he [Matt Smith]? 21?
Bally: 27.
CosmicAvatar: Fair game! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: Simon says...
Sam Spade: Pervy.
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CosmicAvatar: [on the table beneath her TV] It's like an altar - candles, pictures, small sacrificial goat...
Sam Spade: You shouldn't talk about Simon that way.
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Jazz: You pumping up the wrong hole, then?
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Jazz: Is it firm like an 18-year-old's buttocks?
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Sam Spade: Can I borrow the pump? Otherwise, I'll keep people up with my squeaking.
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*Sam Spade has just taken a picture of CosmicAvatar. He shows it to her*
CosmicAvatar: No! Stop! Delete it immediately!
Sam Spade: Beep beep - beep. There we go.
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CosmicAvatar: [on Treacle] She likes being smacked.
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Jazz: It's lovely outside. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Sam Spade: We did outside yesterday.
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CosmicAvatar: Simon, will you do the honours with me? Snigger.
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Callie: [watching Doppelgangland] He's still called 'Percy', though.
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Nemesis: I watched it [Twilight] because I'll watch anything with Robert Pattinson in it. Preferably on mute.
Callie: Do you say that to everyone, or just the people you *really* like?
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CosmicAvatar: I was going to say I'll give you a meaty one, Helen.
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CosmicAvatar: Oh Freeview my butt.
Callie: Now there's an offer...
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CosmicAvatar: Do you want to prick it?
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CosmicAvatar: I do like the sitdown photoshoots. They hide my double chin.
Callie: And show your cleavage.
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Callie: Guinness is a food group.
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Bally: Two things: I apologise for making your bathroom smell of man, and this towel needs to be taken to the place that towels go to to die.
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*Iron Man is on. Tony Stark's home comes into view*
Bally: Welcome to my overground lair.
Sam Spade: It's Tracy Island!
Bally: Dammit, you topped me! You scum.
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Callie: It's a cruller - we're respecting it.
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Callie: I got asked if I was Greek the other day.
Bally: What did you say?
Callie: My career as a spy is still on.
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Sam Spade: I *want* people to ask about my T-shirt. 'Look - knobs!'
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CosmicAvatar: I think I'm happy with my tiger pee.
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CosmicAvatar: In theory we should prohibit peeing during the drinking game.
Bally: So we'll get really drunk and piss ourselves?! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: How old is he [Matt Smith]? 21?
Bally: 27.
CosmicAvatar: Fair game! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: Simon says...
Sam Spade: Pervy.
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CosmicAvatar: [on the table beneath her TV] It's like an altar - candles, pictures, small sacrificial goat...
Sam Spade: You shouldn't talk about Simon that way.
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Jazz: You pumping up the wrong hole, then?
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Jazz: Is it firm like an 18-year-old's buttocks?
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Sam Spade: Can I borrow the pump? Otherwise, I'll keep people up with my squeaking.
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*Sam Spade has just taken a picture of CosmicAvatar. He shows it to her*
CosmicAvatar: No! Stop! Delete it immediately!
Sam Spade: Beep beep - beep. There we go.
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CosmicAvatar: [on Treacle] She likes being smacked.
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Jazz: It's lovely outside. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Sam Spade: We did outside yesterday.
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CosmicAvatar: Simon, will you do the honours with me? Snigger.
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Callie: [watching Doppelgangland] He's still called 'Percy', though.
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Nemesis: I watched it [Twilight] because I'll watch anything with Robert Pattinson in it. Preferably on mute.
London Party 19th-20th February 2010
*on things that trigger the outdoor lights*
Callie: There's been at least one fox.
Bally: *pointing to kirielle and Callie* There's at least two foxes, baby!
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H: I used to fancy my cousin. She was very good-looking, though.
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CosmicAvatar: After you've had it [c-word] said to you for a full minute, you're pretty hardened.
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Kinitawowi: *during discussion on vegetarianism and such* If you don't eat meat but you eat chicken... you're just lying to yourself, basically.
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Bally: Even the tourist guide describes it [Custom House] as "a bit stabby".
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Kinitawowi: The calmest place in Custom House is possibly my bedroom.
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Jazz: *to CosmicAvatar* So, how is it going with the eating of the roadkill?
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Leenylana: There's not a lot in the quotebook.
CosmicAvatar: I haven't been here that long.
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CosmicAvatar: I don't mean to belittle you.
Bally: Of course you do, you evil harlot!
CosmicAvatar: Up yours, bitch!
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H: *on Supernatural* He [Jared Padalecki] farts a lot, doesn't he?
CosmicAvatar: Oh my God, the gag reel!
H: There's a reason it's called the gag reel.
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CosmicAvatar: Black and white! That makes drunkenness look good.
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Jazz: *on CosmicAvatar's confession* What did you do? What did you stain? Where did you vomit? Where did you piss? Who did you shag inappropriately?
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Jazz: Amanda's getting moisture all over me! I don't like it!
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Jazz: You will not get Jazz wet! I'm wet, but not in a good way.
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Leenylana: *reading quotebook* Oh, I'm so funny!
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Jazz: Everyone, Finger Of Judgement!
CosmicAvatar: I love fingering!
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Leenylana: My finger needs a wash!
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*CosmicAvatar has spilled dip*
Jazz: Go on, woman, lick it up!
*pause as kirielle passes Bally the quotebook*
Jazz: No, not the quotebook, for the love of God!
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Callie: I *know* how polite you are.
*pause*
Callie: And I invited you anyway.
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H: I can smell elderberries.
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*Leenylana is leaving*
Jazz: Love you, miss you, need you, want you, bye!
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Jazz: You've just had her arse in your lap. She sprayed all over me.
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Jazz: Don't put that in the quotebook, people will get the wrong idea.
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H: So, English as a foreign language teacher, yes?
Jazz: Cos I speak English good, yeah?
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Callie: OK, I need to look for the Jubilee line.
CosmicAvatar: Have you lost it?
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CosmicAvatar: I'm going to call my child Pinot Grigio.
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CosmicAvatar: OK, go round in a circle and say something in your chosen language.
H: Fuck off.
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CosmicAvatar: Drape it, baby, drape it!
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CosmicAvatar: Quotebook writer is busy... quick, let's get in there!
Callie: That's not something you want to shout out at a party.
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Callie: See, before you arrived I was funny.
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CosmicAvatar: *re-reading old quote* Wait, you over-penetrated! No, wait - over-punctuated!
Callie: Works either way.
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CosmicAvatar: *re-reading quotebook* H, you pervert!
*pause*
H: Uh, yeah.
*pause*
H: My brother egged me on.
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CosmicAvatar: You remember it fondly as an experience, like herpes.
Callie: Wait, I only tuned in at "herpes".
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kirielle: Woah, what did I miss?
Callie: Herpes.
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kirielle: I just met you tonight!
CosmicAvatar: And already you want to engage in water sports with him!
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Callie: I'm not drunk, I'm not sober, I'm just saying things I might regret later.
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Leenylana: *via Twitter* I feel a lot drinker than I did when I left Helen's. Damn that fresh air!
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CosmicAvatar: He's screwed!
Callie: Now with me, and not in a good way.
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*Bally burps*
Bally: Sorry, ladies. Very erotic.
Callie: We'll try to restrain ourselves.
kirielle: The pheromones!
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*Bally stops eating his meal; there are still some chips and a bit of steak left*
Bally: I'm renouncing the fight.
*a few minutes later, Bally eats some of the chips*
kirielle: I thought you said you were giving up the fight?
Bally: Border skirmishes.
Callie: There's been at least one fox.
Bally: *pointing to kirielle and Callie* There's at least two foxes, baby!
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H: I used to fancy my cousin. She was very good-looking, though.
---
CosmicAvatar: After you've had it [c-word] said to you for a full minute, you're pretty hardened.
---
Kinitawowi: *during discussion on vegetarianism and such* If you don't eat meat but you eat chicken... you're just lying to yourself, basically.
---
Bally: Even the tourist guide describes it [Custom House] as "a bit stabby".
---
Kinitawowi: The calmest place in Custom House is possibly my bedroom.
---
Jazz: *to CosmicAvatar* So, how is it going with the eating of the roadkill?
---
Leenylana: There's not a lot in the quotebook.
CosmicAvatar: I haven't been here that long.
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CosmicAvatar: I don't mean to belittle you.
Bally: Of course you do, you evil harlot!
CosmicAvatar: Up yours, bitch!
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H: *on Supernatural* He [Jared Padalecki] farts a lot, doesn't he?
CosmicAvatar: Oh my God, the gag reel!
H: There's a reason it's called the gag reel.
---
CosmicAvatar: Black and white! That makes drunkenness look good.
---
Jazz: *on CosmicAvatar's confession* What did you do? What did you stain? Where did you vomit? Where did you piss? Who did you shag inappropriately?
---
Jazz: Amanda's getting moisture all over me! I don't like it!
---
Jazz: You will not get Jazz wet! I'm wet, but not in a good way.
---
Leenylana: *reading quotebook* Oh, I'm so funny!
---
Jazz: Everyone, Finger Of Judgement!
CosmicAvatar: I love fingering!
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Leenylana: My finger needs a wash!
---
*CosmicAvatar has spilled dip*
Jazz: Go on, woman, lick it up!
*pause as kirielle passes Bally the quotebook*
Jazz: No, not the quotebook, for the love of God!
---
Callie: I *know* how polite you are.
*pause*
Callie: And I invited you anyway.
---
H: I can smell elderberries.
---
*Leenylana is leaving*
Jazz: Love you, miss you, need you, want you, bye!
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Jazz: You've just had her arse in your lap. She sprayed all over me.
---
Jazz: Don't put that in the quotebook, people will get the wrong idea.
---
H: So, English as a foreign language teacher, yes?
Jazz: Cos I speak English good, yeah?
---
Callie: OK, I need to look for the Jubilee line.
CosmicAvatar: Have you lost it?
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CosmicAvatar: I'm going to call my child Pinot Grigio.
---
CosmicAvatar: OK, go round in a circle and say something in your chosen language.
H: Fuck off.
---
CosmicAvatar: Drape it, baby, drape it!
---
CosmicAvatar: Quotebook writer is busy... quick, let's get in there!
Callie: That's not something you want to shout out at a party.
---
Callie: See, before you arrived I was funny.
---
CosmicAvatar: *re-reading old quote* Wait, you over-penetrated! No, wait - over-punctuated!
Callie: Works either way.
---
CosmicAvatar: *re-reading quotebook* H, you pervert!
*pause*
H: Uh, yeah.
*pause*
H: My brother egged me on.
---
CosmicAvatar: You remember it fondly as an experience, like herpes.
Callie: Wait, I only tuned in at "herpes".
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kirielle: Woah, what did I miss?
Callie: Herpes.
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kirielle: I just met you tonight!
CosmicAvatar: And already you want to engage in water sports with him!
---
Callie: I'm not drunk, I'm not sober, I'm just saying things I might regret later.
---
Leenylana: *via Twitter* I feel a lot drinker than I did when I left Helen's. Damn that fresh air!
---
CosmicAvatar: He's screwed!
Callie: Now with me, and not in a good way.
---
*Bally burps*
Bally: Sorry, ladies. Very erotic.
Callie: We'll try to restrain ourselves.
kirielle: The pheromones!
---
*Bally stops eating his meal; there are still some chips and a bit of steak left*
Bally: I'm renouncing the fight.
*a few minutes later, Bally eats some of the chips*
kirielle: I thought you said you were giving up the fight?
Bally: Border skirmishes.
London Party 31st October 2009
*Bally laughs evilly as he walks into the hall*
Bally: Hey, this is great for echoing!
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*CosmicAvatar licks lips*
CosmicAvatar: That cricket is rather sticking in my throat.
Bally: Yeah, I'm sure I've got bits of feeler in my teeth.
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*on the wand*
Bally: Does it do actual magic?
Leenylana: Let's see!
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Bally: I thought your husband was supposed to be here?
CosmicAvatar: He was... but...
Leenylana: ...he got a better offer, basically.
Bally: Better than us?
CosmicAvatar: Yes.
Bally: But I promised I'd be gentler this time!
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CosmicAvatar: *to Christine* Wo ist mein Lasagne?
Christine: John Barrowman ate it.
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Matt: Amanda, is that your bag?
Cazzle: See, if he'd been talking to me, he'd have said something like -
Bally: "Oi, bitch"?
Cazzle: Yes!
Bally: He looks the type to call his fiancée a bitch.
Matt: I have a string vest at home.
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*on Cazzle's hat*
Bally: It gives good hat.
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CosmicAvatar: *on phone to H* I don't want to know what you did with the curtains, you pervert!
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Leenylana: Have you ever felt a badger's arse? It might be really smooth.
Matt: I'm saying nothing.
Bally: Hey, this is great for echoing!
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*CosmicAvatar licks lips*
CosmicAvatar: That cricket is rather sticking in my throat.
Bally: Yeah, I'm sure I've got bits of feeler in my teeth.
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*on the wand*
Bally: Does it do actual magic?
Leenylana: Let's see!
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Bally: I thought your husband was supposed to be here?
CosmicAvatar: He was... but...
Leenylana: ...he got a better offer, basically.
Bally: Better than us?
CosmicAvatar: Yes.
Bally: But I promised I'd be gentler this time!
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CosmicAvatar: *to Christine* Wo ist mein Lasagne?
Christine: John Barrowman ate it.
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Matt: Amanda, is that your bag?
Cazzle: See, if he'd been talking to me, he'd have said something like -
Bally: "Oi, bitch"?
Cazzle: Yes!
Bally: He looks the type to call his fiancée a bitch.
Matt: I have a string vest at home.
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*on Cazzle's hat*
Bally: It gives good hat.
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CosmicAvatar: *on phone to H* I don't want to know what you did with the curtains, you pervert!
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Leenylana: Have you ever felt a badger's arse? It might be really smooth.
Matt: I'm saying nothing.
