Monday, May 14, 2012
London Party 19th-20th February 2010
*on things that trigger the outdoor lights*
Callie: There's been at least one fox.
Bally: *pointing to kirielle and Callie* There's at least two foxes, baby!
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H: I used to fancy my cousin. She was very good-looking, though.
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CosmicAvatar: After you've had it [c-word] said to you for a full minute, you're pretty hardened.
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Kinitawowi: *during discussion on vegetarianism and such* If you don't eat meat but you eat chicken... you're just lying to yourself, basically.
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Bally: Even the tourist guide describes it [Custom House] as "a bit stabby".
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Kinitawowi: The calmest place in Custom House is possibly my bedroom.
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Jazz: *to CosmicAvatar* So, how is it going with the eating of the roadkill?
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Leenylana: There's not a lot in the quotebook.
CosmicAvatar: I haven't been here that long.
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CosmicAvatar: I don't mean to belittle you.
Bally: Of course you do, you evil harlot!
CosmicAvatar: Up yours, bitch!
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H: *on Supernatural* He [Jared Padalecki] farts a lot, doesn't he?
CosmicAvatar: Oh my God, the gag reel!
H: There's a reason it's called the gag reel.
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CosmicAvatar: Black and white! That makes drunkenness look good.
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Jazz: *on CosmicAvatar's confession* What did you do? What did you stain? Where did you vomit? Where did you piss? Who did you shag inappropriately?
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Jazz: Amanda's getting moisture all over me! I don't like it!
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Jazz: You will not get Jazz wet! I'm wet, but not in a good way.
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Leenylana: *reading quotebook* Oh, I'm so funny!
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Jazz: Everyone, Finger Of Judgement!
CosmicAvatar: I love fingering!
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Leenylana: My finger needs a wash!
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*CosmicAvatar has spilled dip*
Jazz: Go on, woman, lick it up!
*pause as kirielle passes Bally the quotebook*
Jazz: No, not the quotebook, for the love of God!
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Callie: I *know* how polite you are.
*pause*
Callie: And I invited you anyway.
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H: I can smell elderberries.
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*Leenylana is leaving*
Jazz: Love you, miss you, need you, want you, bye!
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Jazz: You've just had her arse in your lap. She sprayed all over me.
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Jazz: Don't put that in the quotebook, people will get the wrong idea.
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H: So, English as a foreign language teacher, yes?
Jazz: Cos I speak English good, yeah?
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Callie: OK, I need to look for the Jubilee line.
CosmicAvatar: Have you lost it?
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CosmicAvatar: I'm going to call my child Pinot Grigio.
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CosmicAvatar: OK, go round in a circle and say something in your chosen language.
H: Fuck off.
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CosmicAvatar: Drape it, baby, drape it!
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CosmicAvatar: Quotebook writer is busy... quick, let's get in there!
Callie: That's not something you want to shout out at a party.
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Callie: See, before you arrived I was funny.
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CosmicAvatar: *re-reading old quote* Wait, you over-penetrated! No, wait - over-punctuated!
Callie: Works either way.
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CosmicAvatar: *re-reading quotebook* H, you pervert!
*pause*
H: Uh, yeah.
*pause*
H: My brother egged me on.
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CosmicAvatar: You remember it fondly as an experience, like herpes.
Callie: Wait, I only tuned in at "herpes".
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kirielle: Woah, what did I miss?
Callie: Herpes.
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kirielle: I just met you tonight!
CosmicAvatar: And already you want to engage in water sports with him!
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Callie: I'm not drunk, I'm not sober, I'm just saying things I might regret later.
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Leenylana: *via Twitter* I feel a lot drinker than I did when I left Helen's. Damn that fresh air!
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CosmicAvatar: He's screwed!
Callie: Now with me, and not in a good way.
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*Bally burps*
Bally: Sorry, ladies. Very erotic.
Callie: We'll try to restrain ourselves.
kirielle: The pheromones!
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*Bally stops eating his meal; there are still some chips and a bit of steak left*
Bally: I'm renouncing the fight.
*a few minutes later, Bally eats some of the chips*
kirielle: I thought you said you were giving up the fight?
Bally: Border skirmishes.
Callie: There's been at least one fox.
Bally: *pointing to kirielle and Callie* There's at least two foxes, baby!
---
H: I used to fancy my cousin. She was very good-looking, though.
---
CosmicAvatar: After you've had it [c-word] said to you for a full minute, you're pretty hardened.
---
Kinitawowi: *during discussion on vegetarianism and such* If you don't eat meat but you eat chicken... you're just lying to yourself, basically.
---
Bally: Even the tourist guide describes it [Custom House] as "a bit stabby".
---
Kinitawowi: The calmest place in Custom House is possibly my bedroom.
---
Jazz: *to CosmicAvatar* So, how is it going with the eating of the roadkill?
---
Leenylana: There's not a lot in the quotebook.
CosmicAvatar: I haven't been here that long.
---
CosmicAvatar: I don't mean to belittle you.
Bally: Of course you do, you evil harlot!
CosmicAvatar: Up yours, bitch!
---
H: *on Supernatural* He [Jared Padalecki] farts a lot, doesn't he?
CosmicAvatar: Oh my God, the gag reel!
H: There's a reason it's called the gag reel.
---
CosmicAvatar: Black and white! That makes drunkenness look good.
---
Jazz: *on CosmicAvatar's confession* What did you do? What did you stain? Where did you vomit? Where did you piss? Who did you shag inappropriately?
---
Jazz: Amanda's getting moisture all over me! I don't like it!
---
Jazz: You will not get Jazz wet! I'm wet, but not in a good way.
---
Leenylana: *reading quotebook* Oh, I'm so funny!
---
Jazz: Everyone, Finger Of Judgement!
CosmicAvatar: I love fingering!
---
Leenylana: My finger needs a wash!
---
*CosmicAvatar has spilled dip*
Jazz: Go on, woman, lick it up!
*pause as kirielle passes Bally the quotebook*
Jazz: No, not the quotebook, for the love of God!
---
Callie: I *know* how polite you are.
*pause*
Callie: And I invited you anyway.
---
H: I can smell elderberries.
---
*Leenylana is leaving*
Jazz: Love you, miss you, need you, want you, bye!
---
Jazz: You've just had her arse in your lap. She sprayed all over me.
---
Jazz: Don't put that in the quotebook, people will get the wrong idea.
---
H: So, English as a foreign language teacher, yes?
Jazz: Cos I speak English good, yeah?
---
Callie: OK, I need to look for the Jubilee line.
CosmicAvatar: Have you lost it?
---
CosmicAvatar: I'm going to call my child Pinot Grigio.
---
CosmicAvatar: OK, go round in a circle and say something in your chosen language.
H: Fuck off.
---
CosmicAvatar: Drape it, baby, drape it!
---
CosmicAvatar: Quotebook writer is busy... quick, let's get in there!
Callie: That's not something you want to shout out at a party.
---
Callie: See, before you arrived I was funny.
---
CosmicAvatar: *re-reading old quote* Wait, you over-penetrated! No, wait - over-punctuated!
Callie: Works either way.
---
CosmicAvatar: *re-reading quotebook* H, you pervert!
*pause*
H: Uh, yeah.
*pause*
H: My brother egged me on.
---
CosmicAvatar: You remember it fondly as an experience, like herpes.
Callie: Wait, I only tuned in at "herpes".
---
kirielle: Woah, what did I miss?
Callie: Herpes.
---
kirielle: I just met you tonight!
CosmicAvatar: And already you want to engage in water sports with him!
---
Callie: I'm not drunk, I'm not sober, I'm just saying things I might regret later.
---
Leenylana: *via Twitter* I feel a lot drinker than I did when I left Helen's. Damn that fresh air!
---
CosmicAvatar: He's screwed!
Callie: Now with me, and not in a good way.
---
*Bally burps*
Bally: Sorry, ladies. Very erotic.
Callie: We'll try to restrain ourselves.
kirielle: The pheromones!
---
*Bally stops eating his meal; there are still some chips and a bit of steak left*
Bally: I'm renouncing the fight.
*a few minutes later, Bally eats some of the chips*
kirielle: I thought you said you were giving up the fight?
Bally: Border skirmishes.
