WD Wit

*K&B are looking at the IMDb entry for Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith*

K: It can't be a coincidence that "Sith" is an anagram.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 3/2/05

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K&B are listening to Peter Cetera's Glory Of Love*

K: You can hear the 80s.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 6/2/05

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*K&B are watching The 100 Greatest Cartoons on Channel 4*

*The Incredibles is at Number 9 and B pretends to hyperventilate*

K: [mocking B] I'm sorry, I've just come.
*B laughs*
B: I better not have, I'm going commando at the moment!

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 27/2/05

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*B shows off the ties he has just bought at Burton's*

K: I do have to admit that one of them looks like the opening sequence to Coupling.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 3/3/05

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K: It must be a sign.
B: It could be a cosine.
K: This is where I have to tell you not to go off at a tangent, isn't it?

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/3/05

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TM: Oooh! You'll never guess what I've got!
K: Herpes.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 12/3/05

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B: Oh, we're all mad!
K: Yes, you are.

Recorded on the drive of the house, Stockport, 12/3/05

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*K&B are watching an advert that says Head & Shoulders is the Number One shampoo in the UK and asks the audience why that is*

K: Because it's the only shampoo that men can use without seeming gay.

*pause*

K: Let's face it, most shampoos are oestrogen with a hint of peach.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 15/3/05

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K&B watch advert for Magnum 5 Senses ice creams*

K: It's a glorified choc ice! Give it a fucking rest!

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 29/3/05