WD Wit

CassyLee: I don't think of the problems of phones in basements. In Southern California a basement is something for the building to fall into during an earthquake.

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CassyLee: Next time, I'm flying first class. I don't care if I have to mortgage the house.

[pause]

Remortgage the house.

[pause]

Sell the house!

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Kahlan: [in the theatre and at reasonable volume] Topless Luke Perry - yes!

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Callie: [on the possibility of Alyson Hannigan and David Boreanaz taking the title roles in When Harry Met Sally] That would be incest.

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CosmicAvatar: It's my first party as host!
Christine: We will deflower you.

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Caz: [on winning the pillow fight at the Plymouth party] I should have got the picture of Ben framed and blown up.
Kinitawowi: We should get Ben framed and blown up.

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Christine: Oh, great, Jazz is picking something out.
Eileen: I think she's looking for what she can steal.
Kahlan: That's not funny! It makes me look bad.

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Tenchi_Muyo: [on Hush] That's one of the episodes you can actually talk over.

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Steorra: [on phone to Del] Are you here then? [the doorbell instantly rings]

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Kinitawowi: [on the Bog of Eternal Stench scene from Labyrinth] It's my flat!

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All: Speech!
CassyLee: Drink!

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Christine: I've had Jazz tongue and Sharon tongue!

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