Saturday, October 07, 2006
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 20
TM: What the hell are those?
B: Those are shorts, son!
K: We were talking about the things below them.
*Recorded in Stockport Tesco car park, 28/7/06*
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*K is talking about Wikipedia's bizarre categories*
K: People who are rumoured to be dead, that's a great one.
*pause*
K: People who are lost at sea. They might not be dead, they might just be wet.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/7/06*
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TM: [*sings*] Oh come with me/To the rolling sea/Where the weather's calm and still.
B: [*sings*] He is the very model of a modern major general.
*pause*
B: You weren't doing The Pirates Of Penzance?
TM: No, I was doing Portland Bill.
B: Ah.
K: I know neither.
*B weighs invisible scales*
B: High culture. Low culture.
K: No culture.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/7/06*
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*B and TM are on the M6; cows are crossing a bridge overhead*
B: Bit of nuzzling going on there. Hot lesbian cow sex.
TM: White on black.
*Recorded in Andy's car on the M6 motorway in between Junctions 17 and 18, 30/7/06*
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*on recent UK government*
K: The Opposition has been...
B: The Opposition?! A party led by a boring twat, a boring twat, a vampire and a ten-year-old?!
K: I was gonna say, "The Opposition has been... weak."
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 16/8/06*
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*on the Divine Comedy lyric "Intelligence is dangerous/A virus of the brain/You pass around"*
K: It's perfectly OK until you realise some people have very strong immune systems.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 17/8/06*
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B: I'm trying to give up God. I've got patches!
K: How does that work? Do they release occasional bursts of salvation into the system?
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 17/8/06*
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*K, B and TM are watching adverts on the Hits music channel*
TV Announcer: Ronan Keating is going to gi -
*K changes channel*
K: Ronan Keating is going to give you earache.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 26/8/06*
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*K&B are watching the video of Queen's Somebody To Love*
B: I find it hard to reconcile this Freddie Mercury with the later one with the thin moustache and less hair.
K: The big gay moustache.
*B laughs*
B: The big gay moustache.
K: Let's face it: anyone with a moustache like that is either gay, a porn star or evil.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 16/9/06*
#The Editorial team feel it necessary to apologise to William Hague. Since leaving the Conservative Party leadership, Mr. Hague has shown signs of interestingness and even a sense of humour. It's just that when he was Conservative Party leader, he didn't.
B: Those are shorts, son!
K: We were talking about the things below them.
*Recorded in Stockport Tesco car park, 28/7/06*
*K is talking about Wikipedia's bizarre categories*
K: People who are rumoured to be dead, that's a great one.
*pause*
K: People who are lost at sea. They might not be dead, they might just be wet.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/7/06*
TM: [*sings*] Oh come with me/To the rolling sea/Where the weather's calm and still.
B: [*sings*] He is the very model of a modern major general.
*pause*
B: You weren't doing The Pirates Of Penzance?
TM: No, I was doing Portland Bill.
B: Ah.
K: I know neither.
*B weighs invisible scales*
B: High culture. Low culture.
K: No culture.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/7/06*
*B and TM are on the M6; cows are crossing a bridge overhead*
B: Bit of nuzzling going on there. Hot lesbian cow sex.
TM: White on black.
*Recorded in Andy's car on the M6 motorway in between Junctions 17 and 18, 30/7/06*
*on recent UK government*
K: The Opposition has been...
B: The Opposition?! A party led by a boring twat, a boring twat, a vampire and a ten-year-old?!
K: I was gonna say, "The Opposition has been... weak."
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 16/8/06*
*on the Divine Comedy lyric "Intelligence is dangerous/A virus of the brain/You pass around"*
K: It's perfectly OK until you realise some people have very strong immune systems.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 17/8/06*
B: I'm trying to give up God. I've got patches!
K: How does that work? Do they release occasional bursts of salvation into the system?
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 17/8/06*
*K, B and TM are watching adverts on the Hits music channel*
TV Announcer: Ronan Keating is going to gi -
*K changes channel*
K: Ronan Keating is going to give you earache.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 26/8/06*
*K&B are watching the video of Queen's Somebody To Love*
B: I find it hard to reconcile this Freddie Mercury with the later one with the thin moustache and less hair.
K: The big gay moustache.
*B laughs*
B: The big gay moustache.
K: Let's face it: anyone with a moustache like that is either gay, a porn star or evil.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 16/9/06*
#The Editorial team feel it necessary to apologise to William Hague. Since leaving the Conservative Party leadership, Mr. Hague has shown signs of interestingness and even a sense of humour. It's just that when he was Conservative Party leader, he didn't.
