Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Sandhurst Party 3-4 June 2006
Tenchi_Muyo: If you went to bed with her [Charlotte Church], you'd gag her first.
Kinitawowi: With what?
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H: [to Kinitawowi] You can read!
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*exodus*
Tenchi_Muyo: We smell, obviously.
Sam_Spade: [part of exodus] Yeah.
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Kinitawowi: I'm not watching it [Doctor Who], to be honest.
Bally: Cast him out!
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*CosmicAvatar and Kahlan are in the kitchen*
Bally: Did you just say 'Have a suck of that one'?
CosmicAvatar: We did not know you were listening!
Kahlan: Do you mind? We're trying to have a moment here!
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Tenchi_Muyo: A fifty-five stone guy takes about three and a half hours.
Sam_Spade: Gas Mark Six.
Tenchi_Muyo: Turn once.
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Kahlan: Adding up is so hot.
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Tenchi_Muyo: He [Bally] lets the numbers come first.
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*The Doctor and Rose are trapped*
CosmicAvatar: [as Rose] Let's shag like rabbits!
Tenchi_Muyo: I dunno, I imagine David Tennant as more of a badger.
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Tenchi_Muyo: I'm blind from all the flashes.
Bally: I'm blind from all the conversation!
Unknown WDer: Makes a change from the usual.
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*the Ring of Fire is being played; H picks up a piss card, which allows him a toilet break when played*
CosmicAvatar: See, if I promise him sexual favours, that wouldn't be anything special.
Gandalf: You could deny him sexual favours.
CosmicAvatar: That wouldn't be anything special either.
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CosmicAvatar: Darling [H], this is crap service! Get me some ice!
Tenchi_Muyo: He's gone to the North Pole. He's fighting off penguins and Morgan Freeman.
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Tenchi_Muyo: I'm spitting out bits of bush here!
Kahlan: What you do with your bitches is your business.
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Tenchi_Muyo: You wooed in my face!
Bally: You went topless in my face!
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Nemesis: Amanda is very drunk.
CosmicAvatar: Don't give me away, you bitch!
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H: I am The Fornicator!
CosmicAvatar: You'll be back.
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*Serenity is being watched; River is unconscious*
CosmicAvatar: She even falls pretty.
Nemesis: Not in a drunken heap like the rest of us.
Kahlan: With a bit of dribble.
Gandalf: Or vomit.
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Nemesis: My face feels strangely spongy.
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Tenchi_Muyo: Does Amanda go well with salsa dip?
Kinitawowi: H?
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CosmicAvatar & Nemesis: Shirtless Mal!
Tenchi_Muyo: I got a bigger cheer than that.
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*Serenity passes through Reaver space*
Nemesis: See, what I don't understand is why River isn't screaming because of the Reavers.
CosmicAvatar: She was probably numbed by thingy.
Bally: The amount of times I've wanted to be numbed by thingy.
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Nemesis: I'd never go to war in anything less than, y'know, scaffolding.
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Tenchi_Muyo: No, it was a guy who retired two years ago that was shagging the waitress. Mainly, she said, to get her
gutter fixed.
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Gandalf: Whose are the bananas?
Tenchi_Muyo: They would be mine.
Bally: Bananas are good.
Gandalf: BYOB stands for Bring Your Own Bananas.
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CosmicAvatar: The shop down the road has a Darth Vader costume. I tried it on but I was too short.
Tenchi_Muyo: Short Vader!
Sam_Spade: Darth Small!
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Tenchi_Muyo: I'm quite surprised Stan Lee had his cameo so early in X3. He normally pops up somewhere in the
middle.
Bally: I think they wanted him to do it before he died.
Kinitawowi: With what?
H: [to Kinitawowi] You can read!
*exodus*
Tenchi_Muyo: We smell, obviously.
Sam_Spade: [part of exodus] Yeah.
Kinitawowi: I'm not watching it [Doctor Who], to be honest.
Bally: Cast him out!
*CosmicAvatar and Kahlan are in the kitchen*
Bally: Did you just say 'Have a suck of that one'?
CosmicAvatar: We did not know you were listening!
Kahlan: Do you mind? We're trying to have a moment here!
Tenchi_Muyo: A fifty-five stone guy takes about three and a half hours.
Sam_Spade: Gas Mark Six.
Tenchi_Muyo: Turn once.
Kahlan: Adding up is so hot.
Tenchi_Muyo: He [Bally] lets the numbers come first.
*The Doctor and Rose are trapped*
CosmicAvatar: [as Rose] Let's shag like rabbits!
Tenchi_Muyo: I dunno, I imagine David Tennant as more of a badger.
Tenchi_Muyo: I'm blind from all the flashes.
Bally: I'm blind from all the conversation!
Unknown WDer: Makes a change from the usual.
*the Ring of Fire is being played; H picks up a piss card, which allows him a toilet break when played*
CosmicAvatar: See, if I promise him sexual favours, that wouldn't be anything special.
Gandalf: You could deny him sexual favours.
CosmicAvatar: That wouldn't be anything special either.
CosmicAvatar: Darling [H], this is crap service! Get me some ice!
Tenchi_Muyo: He's gone to the North Pole. He's fighting off penguins and Morgan Freeman.
Tenchi_Muyo: I'm spitting out bits of bush here!
Kahlan: What you do with your bitches is your business.
Tenchi_Muyo: You wooed in my face!
Bally: You went topless in my face!
Nemesis: Amanda is very drunk.
CosmicAvatar: Don't give me away, you bitch!
H: I am The Fornicator!
CosmicAvatar: You'll be back.
*Serenity is being watched; River is unconscious*
CosmicAvatar: She even falls pretty.
Nemesis: Not in a drunken heap like the rest of us.
Kahlan: With a bit of dribble.
Gandalf: Or vomit.
Nemesis: My face feels strangely spongy.
Tenchi_Muyo: Does Amanda go well with salsa dip?
Kinitawowi: H?
CosmicAvatar & Nemesis: Shirtless Mal!
Tenchi_Muyo: I got a bigger cheer than that.
*Serenity passes through Reaver space*
Nemesis: See, what I don't understand is why River isn't screaming because of the Reavers.
CosmicAvatar: She was probably numbed by thingy.
Bally: The amount of times I've wanted to be numbed by thingy.
Nemesis: I'd never go to war in anything less than, y'know, scaffolding.
Tenchi_Muyo: No, it was a guy who retired two years ago that was shagging the waitress. Mainly, she said, to get her
gutter fixed.
Gandalf: Whose are the bananas?
Tenchi_Muyo: They would be mine.
Bally: Bananas are good.
Gandalf: BYOB stands for Bring Your Own Bananas.
CosmicAvatar: The shop down the road has a Darth Vader costume. I tried it on but I was too short.
Tenchi_Muyo: Short Vader!
Sam_Spade: Darth Small!
Tenchi_Muyo: I'm quite surprised Stan Lee had his cameo so early in X3. He normally pops up somewhere in the
middle.
Bally: I think they wanted him to do it before he died.
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 18
*K has opened a folder of MP3s on his computer*
B: You have a lot of good stuff in this New Music folder.
K: I also have some Barry Manilow.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
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B: You're a son of a whore.
K: I usually call her a bitch.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
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K: That's the problem with telling lies to children. Sooner or later, they will find you out and you'll never be able to tell them anything ever again.
B: What lies were you told when you were a child?
K: None.
B: You were never a child?!
K: I think it's common knowledge that I was born at the age of 82.
B: And are getting younger every year?
K: Well, think about it. I'll probably die wearing a nappy.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 20/2/06*
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B: Where does the money for my pay increase come from?
K: From the extra taxes I pay on my pay increase!
B: It's a circle!
*pause*
B: Still, you can be happy that I'm getting paid more to educate the children of Stoke-on-Trent... which will never affect you...
K&B: Ever.
K: I dunno. One day one of them might serve me a Big Mac.
*Recorded at Manchester Piccadilly station, Manchester, 31/3/06*
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TM: Hey, Ladas used to have good safety records.
K: That's because no-one bought them to crash.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/4/06*
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TM: We are on a journey through sight and sound.
K: Or Acton, as it's otherwise called.
*Recorded on the Heathrow express, Acton, 13/4/06*
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*K&B are discussing the announcer at the airport*
K: It flows too smoothly to be a robot.
B: Nah, that's a bloke. Otherwise, it'd be EIN.Und. Zwanzig.
K: It'd also be a female voice.
B:
K: I left my razor blades in my suitcase, didn't I?
*Recorded in Heathrow Terminal 1 Departure Lounge, London, 13/4/06*
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*due to having given up chocolate for Lent, B has swapped all his desserts for salad*
B: [to the tune of Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid] Over the sea, over the sea! Life is much better, up here with feta, over the sea!
*pause*
B: I demand my immediate destruction.
*Recorded somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, 13/4/06*
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*K checks his watch*
K: Blimey, it's not even four!
*pause*
K: I'm just surprised at what time it isn't.
*Recorded in Dave's house, Stockport, 29/4/06*
B: You have a lot of good stuff in this New Music folder.
K: I also have some Barry Manilow.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
B: You're a son of a whore.
K: I usually call her a bitch.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
K: That's the problem with telling lies to children. Sooner or later, they will find you out and you'll never be able to tell them anything ever again.
B: What lies were you told when you were a child?
K: None.
B: You were never a child?!
K: I think it's common knowledge that I was born at the age of 82.
B: And are getting younger every year?
K: Well, think about it. I'll probably die wearing a nappy.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 20/2/06*
B: Where does the money for my pay increase come from?
K: From the extra taxes I pay on my pay increase!
B: It's a circle!
*pause*
B: Still, you can be happy that I'm getting paid more to educate the children of Stoke-on-Trent... which will never affect you...
K&B: Ever.
K: I dunno. One day one of them might serve me a Big Mac.
*Recorded at Manchester Piccadilly station, Manchester, 31/3/06*
TM: Hey, Ladas used to have good safety records.
K: That's because no-one bought them to crash.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/4/06*
TM: We are on a journey through sight and sound.
K: Or Acton, as it's otherwise called.
*Recorded on the Heathrow express, Acton, 13/4/06*
*K&B are discussing the announcer at the airport*
K: It flows too smoothly to be a robot.
B: Nah, that's a bloke. Otherwise, it'd be EIN.
K: It'd also be a female voice.
B:
K: I left my razor blades in my suitcase, didn't I?
*Recorded in Heathrow Terminal 1 Departure Lounge, London, 13/4/06*
*due to having given up chocolate for Lent, B has swapped all his desserts for salad*
B: [to the tune of Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid] Over the sea, over the sea! Life is much better, up here with feta, over the sea!
*pause*
B: I demand my immediate destruction.
*Recorded somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, 13/4/06*
*K checks his watch*
K: Blimey, it's not even four!
*pause*
K: I'm just surprised at what time it isn't.
*Recorded in Dave's house, Stockport, 29/4/06*
