Monday, October 22, 2007
Edinburgh Party August 31st-September 2nd 2007
Pataouet: You can't say "Bof" to Buffy.
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Renfield: If Buffy were interactive, I would have strangled Xander fairly early on.
Pixie: If Buffy were interactive, Giles would be naked all the time.
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*on Alyson Hannigan*
Steorra: If you can be outacted by Luke Perry...
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Steorra: This is the thing about Bones. How has it survived when he is the best thing in it?
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*to Bally*
Sam_Spade: You're in a room of geeks and you stand out.
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*Grave is going to be put on*
Pixie: Do not start without me! I want to see Giles! Do not start without me, I'll cut you!
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Steorra: What is thunder?
Bally: It's when God's snoring.
Renfield: That's useful. We know when we can get away with stuff!
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*Lucretia is reading quotebook*
Lucretia: I'm not in this! *throws away*
Pixie: Well say something funny!
Bally: Don't you know how this works by now!
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Bally: Did you just say "stiffened"?
Sam_Spade: No, "stiff and".
Bally: Oh. Did you just say "stiff"?
Sam_Spade: Step away from the quotebook!
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Renfield: We've only done a page and a half!
Bally: There was a load in the pub, but I didn't have it with me and I can't remember.
Renfield: This is why you should have it on you at all times.
Bally: We were thinking of inventing a holster.
Renfield: Fastest book in the West.
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*during The Gift, Dawn is tied to the top of a tower by a minion*
Lucretia: Son, what are you doing there?!
Jonathan: They said it was just a bit part...
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*to Jonathan*
Lucretia: Son, what were you created for?
Sam_Spade: To rid the world of beer.
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Lucretia: There's some ming on my lip gloss!
Jonathan: That's your face.
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Lucretia: My boss is great. She says, "I'm just off to the shop - does anyone want anything?" And I say, "Can I have a copy of Heat... I mean The Financial Times."
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Lucretia: We were in a pub - I know!
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Jonathan: Last person to go insane pays the bill.
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*watching news report on Battlebus to fight child obesity in Sheffield*
Bally: So the way to combat child obesity is to stick 'em on a bus and make 'em watch telly! Fantastic!
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*there is an ambulance outside The Black Bull*
Renfield: That's not an encouraging sign.
Sam_Spade: It might mean there's a table free.
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*to Jonathan*
Sam_Spade: You have male model possibilities.
Lucretia: In a 'not' fashion.
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*Lucretia is selecting what DVD is going on next*
Lucretia: Season 3...
Jonathan: Braveheart.
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*partygoers choose which Buffy characters they would be*
Jonathan: Buffy, because I could stay in bed all day and play. *makes grabbing gestures*
Bally: I made that joke already!
Renfield: Except he did it about Faith, so he did it better.
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*Jonathan is moving his hand toward and away from his face*
Bally: Are you trying to focus?
Jonathan: No, I want TV, but I don't know how to make it come.
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*on Angelus*
Lucretia: I love how they put some talcum powder on his face to denote that he's evil.
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Lucretia: I would just try anything!
Lucretia & Pataouet: ...
Lucretia: Foodwise!
Renfield: If Buffy were interactive, I would have strangled Xander fairly early on.
Pixie: If Buffy were interactive, Giles would be naked all the time.
*on Alyson Hannigan*
Steorra: If you can be outacted by Luke Perry...
Steorra: This is the thing about Bones. How has it survived when he
*to Bally*
Sam_Spade: You're in a room of geeks and you stand out.
*Grave is going to be put on*
Pixie: Do not start without me! I want to see Giles! Do not start without me, I'll cut you!
Steorra: What is thunder?
Bally: It's when God's snoring.
Renfield: That's useful. We know when we can get away with stuff!
*Lucretia is reading quotebook*
Lucretia: I'm not in this! *throws away*
Pixie: Well say something funny!
Bally: Don't you know how this works by now!
Bally: Did you just say "stiffened"?
Sam_Spade: No, "stiff and".
Bally: Oh. Did you just say "stiff"?
Sam_Spade: Step away from the quotebook!
Renfield: We've only done a page and a half!
Bally: There was a load in the pub, but I didn't have it with me and I can't remember.
Renfield: This is why you should have it on you at all times.
Bally: We were thinking of inventing a holster.
Renfield: Fastest book in the West.
*during The Gift, Dawn is tied to the top of a tower by a minion*
Lucretia: Son, what are you doing there?!
Jonathan: They said it was just a bit part...
*to Jonathan*
Lucretia: Son, what were you created for?
Sam_Spade: To rid the world of beer.
Lucretia: There's some ming on my lip gloss!
Jonathan: That's your face.
Lucretia: My boss is great. She says, "I'm just off to the shop - does anyone want anything?" And I say, "Can I have a copy of Heat... I mean The Financial Times."
Lucretia: We were in a pub - I know!
Jonathan: Last person to go insane pays the bill.
*watching news report on Battlebus to fight child obesity in Sheffield*
Bally: So the way to combat child obesity is to stick 'em on a bus and make 'em watch telly! Fantastic!
*there is an ambulance outside The Black Bull*
Renfield: That's not an encouraging sign.
Sam_Spade: It might mean there's a table free.
*to Jonathan*
Sam_Spade: You have male model possibilities.
Lucretia: In a 'not' fashion.
*Lucretia is selecting what DVD is going on next*
Lucretia: Season 3...
Jonathan: Braveheart.
*partygoers choose which Buffy characters they would be*
Jonathan: Buffy, because I could stay in bed all day and play. *makes grabbing gestures*
Bally: I made that joke already!
Renfield: Except he did it about Faith, so he did it better.
*Jonathan is moving his hand toward and away from his face*
Bally: Are you trying to focus?
Jonathan: No, I want TV, but I don't know how to make it come.
*on Angelus*
Lucretia: I love how they put some talcum powder on his face to denote that he's evil.
Lucretia: I would just try anything!
Lucretia & Pataouet: ...
Lucretia: Foodwise!
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 24
*K on impersonating Sean Connery*
K: Well, you don't really have to do an awful lot. Just fill your gob with Highland Toffee and go "Pushy..."
*Recorded in K's flat, Manchester, 3/7/07*
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*K, B and TM are watching Top Gear. It is revealed that the Lamborghini Murciélago costs £190,000*
TM: That costs more than this place.
B: But if we both sell our houses...
TM: Yes. If we both sell our houses, we could buy one of those.
B: And we'd have some change left over.
TM: I suspect that would cover fuel and insurance costs.
K: Plus, y'know, somewhere to live.
TM: Nah, we'd buy a caravan.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 14/7/07*
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*K&B are discussing the Student's t distribution when K notes that it is most used in Chemistry*
B: We're quite generous in Maths, you know. We do all these things and then we happily lend them out to other branches of science to make more practical use of them.
K: And then they shit on our heads.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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TM: It's quite hot today.
B: Yes. I arrived wearing the big bastard backpack and huge sweat patches on both shoulders. However, I have a bad sense of smell, so it all balances out beautifully.
TM & K: For you.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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*there are several bugs flying around the light in K's lounge*
K: Still don't know what to do about the bug infestation.
B: It's like he says: buy a bug zapper.
*pause*
B: But then you'd have to open a Chinese takeaway.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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*K is reminiscing about working in a deli in Norfolk, and mustard*
K: Everyone used to call it 'mouseturd', except one woman who called it 'moutarde'.
B: To that person you attached the mental label 'wanker'.
K: She was an old, strange woman. You could probably have got away with attaching the physical label.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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*K on having more muffins left than TM thought he would*
K: I ate a third of a tub of ice cream last night; I wasn't exactly going to pig out.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 26/8/07*
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B: So go on, why don't you like blueberry muffins?
K: I just don't like them. There's no big historical reason.
*pause*
K: My paw was killed by a blueberry muffin.
*Recorded in the PrintWorks car park, Manchester, 9/9/07*
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*Puff Daddy's Come With Me is playing, which samples Kashmir by Led Zeppelin*
B: Kashmir, right?
K: Yes.
B: Kashmir is so much better.
K: Yes.
*pause*
K: I've never actually heard Kashmir, but I completely agree with you.
*Recorded at the MEN Arena, Manchester, 9/9/07*
K: Well, you don't really have to do an awful lot. Just fill your gob with Highland Toffee and go "Pushy..."
*Recorded in K's flat, Manchester, 3/7/07*
*K, B and TM are watching Top Gear. It is revealed that the Lamborghini Murciélago costs £190,000*
TM: That costs more than this place.
B: But if we both sell our houses...
TM: Yes. If we both sell our houses, we could buy one of those.
B: And we'd have some change left over.
TM: I suspect that would cover fuel and insurance costs.
K: Plus, y'know, somewhere to live.
TM: Nah, we'd buy a caravan.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 14/7/07*
*K&B are discussing the Student's t distribution when K notes that it is most used in Chemistry*
B: We're quite generous in Maths, you know. We do all these things and then we happily lend them out to other branches of science to make more practical use of them.
K: And then they shit on our heads.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
TM: It's quite hot today.
B: Yes. I arrived wearing the big bastard backpack and huge sweat patches on both shoulders. However, I have a bad sense of smell, so it all balances out beautifully.
TM & K: For you.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
*there are several bugs flying around the light in K's lounge*
K: Still don't know what to do about the bug infestation.
B: It's like he
*pause*
B: But then you'd have to open a Chinese takeaway.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
*K is reminiscing about working in a deli in Norfolk, and mustard*
K: Everyone used to call it 'mouseturd', except one woman who called it 'moutarde'.
B: To that person you attached the mental label 'wanker'.
K: She was an old, strange woman. You could probably have got away with attaching the physical label.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
*K on having more muffins left than TM thought he would*
K: I ate a third of a tub of ice cream last night; I wasn't exactly going to pig out.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 26/8/07*
B: So go on, why don't you like blueberry muffins?
K: I just don't like them. There's no big historical reason.
*pause*
K: My paw was killed by a blueberry muffin.
*Recorded in the PrintWorks car park, Manchester, 9/9/07*
*Puff Daddy's Come With Me is playing, which samples Kashmir by Led Zeppelin*
B: Kashmir, right?
K: Yes.
B: Kashmir is so much better.
K: Yes.
*pause*
K: I've never actually heard Kashmir, but I completely agree with you.
*Recorded at the MEN Arena, Manchester, 9/9/07*
