Monday, October 22, 2007
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 24
*K on impersonating Sean Connery*
K: Well, you don't really have to do an awful lot. Just fill your gob with Highland Toffee and go "Pushy..."
*Recorded in K's flat, Manchester, 3/7/07*
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*K, B and TM are watching Top Gear. It is revealed that the Lamborghini Murciélago costs £190,000*
TM: That costs more than this place.
B: But if we both sell our houses...
TM: Yes. If we both sell our houses, we could buy one of those.
B: And we'd have some change left over.
TM: I suspect that would cover fuel and insurance costs.
K: Plus, y'know, somewhere to live.
TM: Nah, we'd buy a caravan.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 14/7/07*
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*K&B are discussing the Student's t distribution when K notes that it is most used in Chemistry*
B: We're quite generous in Maths, you know. We do all these things and then we happily lend them out to other branches of science to make more practical use of them.
K: And then they shit on our heads.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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TM: It's quite hot today.
B: Yes. I arrived wearing the big bastard backpack and huge sweat patches on both shoulders. However, I have a bad sense of smell, so it all balances out beautifully.
TM & K: For you.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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*there are several bugs flying around the light in K's lounge*
K: Still don't know what to do about the bug infestation.
B: It's like he says: buy a bug zapper.
*pause*
B: But then you'd have to open a Chinese takeaway.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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*K is reminiscing about working in a deli in Norfolk, and mustard*
K: Everyone used to call it 'mouseturd', except one woman who called it 'moutarde'.
B: To that person you attached the mental label 'wanker'.
K: She was an old, strange woman. You could probably have got away with attaching the physical label.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
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*K on having more muffins left than TM thought he would*
K: I ate a third of a tub of ice cream last night; I wasn't exactly going to pig out.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 26/8/07*
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B: So go on, why don't you like blueberry muffins?
K: I just don't like them. There's no big historical reason.
*pause*
K: My paw was killed by a blueberry muffin.
*Recorded in the PrintWorks car park, Manchester, 9/9/07*
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*Puff Daddy's Come With Me is playing, which samples Kashmir by Led Zeppelin*
B: Kashmir, right?
K: Yes.
B: Kashmir is so much better.
K: Yes.
*pause*
K: I've never actually heard Kashmir, but I completely agree with you.
*Recorded at the MEN Arena, Manchester, 9/9/07*
K: Well, you don't really have to do an awful lot. Just fill your gob with Highland Toffee and go "Pushy..."
*Recorded in K's flat, Manchester, 3/7/07*
*K, B and TM are watching Top Gear. It is revealed that the Lamborghini Murciélago costs £190,000*
TM: That costs more than this place.
B: But if we both sell our houses...
TM: Yes. If we both sell our houses, we could buy one of those.
B: And we'd have some change left over.
TM: I suspect that would cover fuel and insurance costs.
K: Plus, y'know, somewhere to live.
TM: Nah, we'd buy a caravan.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 14/7/07*
*K&B are discussing the Student's t distribution when K notes that it is most used in Chemistry*
B: We're quite generous in Maths, you know. We do all these things and then we happily lend them out to other branches of science to make more practical use of them.
K: And then they shit on our heads.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
TM: It's quite hot today.
B: Yes. I arrived wearing the big bastard backpack and huge sweat patches on both shoulders. However, I have a bad sense of smell, so it all balances out beautifully.
TM & K: For you.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
*there are several bugs flying around the light in K's lounge*
K: Still don't know what to do about the bug infestation.
B: It's like he
*pause*
B: But then you'd have to open a Chinese takeaway.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
*K is reminiscing about working in a deli in Norfolk, and mustard*
K: Everyone used to call it 'mouseturd', except one woman who called it 'moutarde'.
B: To that person you attached the mental label 'wanker'.
K: She was an old, strange woman. You could probably have got away with attaching the physical label.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 24/8/07*
*K on having more muffins left than TM thought he would*
K: I ate a third of a tub of ice cream last night; I wasn't exactly going to pig out.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 26/8/07*
B: So go on, why don't you like blueberry muffins?
K: I just don't like them. There's no big historical reason.
*pause*
K: My paw was killed by a blueberry muffin.
*Recorded in the PrintWorks car park, Manchester, 9/9/07*
*Puff Daddy's Come With Me is playing, which samples Kashmir by Led Zeppelin*
B: Kashmir, right?
K: Yes.
B: Kashmir is so much better.
K: Yes.
*pause*
K: I've never actually heard Kashmir, but I completely agree with you.
*Recorded at the MEN Arena, Manchester, 9/9/07*
