Monday, August 07, 2006
Edinburgh Party 4-6 August 2006
Lucretia: So, do you think I'm a harlot?
Bally I've never stopped thinking that.
---
Steorra: God, this new Post Office stuff is so confusing.
Lucretia: So no more sending drugs across the country, then?
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*on the new Venus Vibrance battery-powered razor*
Pixie: In what way is it battery-powered? I mean, unless you just sit there and it does it all for you.
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Steorra: You just know that David Boreanaz has never read a book. He's like, 'What are all these weird symbols on the page?!'
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*on David Boreanaz*
Pixie: Work that V-neck!
Lucretia: That's all he does need to work. He could work it on my bedroom floor, too.
---
*on Season 3 villain the Mayor's invulnerability*
Caz: Oh my God! He's just like Wolverine - only not sexy!
---
Lucretia: Drink, or I'll financially advise you!
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Lucretia: I want to be a Slayer.
Caz: You can't.
Lucretia: Why not?
Caz: You don't have bad enough shoes.
---
Steorra: Sorry, I can't speak to you. You're not Scott Hope-y enough.
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*on reading through the quotebook*
Lucretia: I'm not interested - I haven't seen my initials.
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Caz: Buffy, you suck!
Lucretia: Do not say that in my presence.
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Steorra: That's a tiny little one!
Bally: I told you not to mention that.
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Sam_Spade: It seems to be longer than I remember.
Bally: That's something to tell the ladies.
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Caz: How did you meet Bruce?
Lucretia: School.
*pause*
Lucretia: I didn't just pick him up from the zoo or something.
---
Lucretia: Simon, what's the French for 'disgrace'?
*long pause*
Sam_Spade: Come on, Simon, you must have heard it often enough.
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Steorra: Red wine is the best thing in the world ever, really.
Lucretia: What about a naked man with a bottle of red wine?
Steorra: You just keep raising the stakes!
---
Lucretia: Bruce is the missing link that proves we evolved from potatoes.
---
Caz: Maybe Bruce is dead!
Lucretia: I think he's ascended.
Pixie: Descended, surely.
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Passer-by: OK, I'm not naked...
Renfield: That must be what it's like listening to our conversation.
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Lucretia: But you, you are too quiet.
Bally: I'm calculating.
Lucretia: No you're not.
Bally: I mean in the maths sense.
Lucretia: Not in the Dr. Evil sense?
Bally: No.
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Bally: That's quite a big glass.
Lucretia: A third of a bottle.
Bally: Really? Sweet!
Lucretia: No, dry.
*pause*
Bally: I'm gonna have to write that down, to shame you later on.
---
Pixie: They have *four* delicious salmon!
Renfield: If the fifth person wants salmon, hard luck.
---
Bally: [*reads headline*] "Brown: I promise to keep Blair's legacy safe." No! Don't do it! Change everything!
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*watching Yakult advert*
Lucretia: You don't need friendly bacteria!
Renfield: Friendly alcohol!
---
*Bally tries to sing 'Ol' Man River'*
Bally: Stop me singing. Stop me singing!
Sam_Spade: That was singing?!
---
Lucretia: That was quite bitchy.
Sam_Spade: It's the company I keep.
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Sam_Spade: I've always wanted to be called 'sassy'.
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Renfield: He's such a smug bastard.
Lucretia: That's what my Dad calls me!
---
*AFI's Top 100 Songs For 100 Years is on*
Rita Moreno: My eyes may get a little wet.
Pixie: If my tear ducts still worked...
---
*Cheek To Cheek comes on*
Lucretia: Ed used to sing, "I'm in Helene, I'm in Helene."
---
*on Barbara Streisand*
Lucretia: She's a gay man.
---
*on Madonna's Material Girl*
Rexel: When this song came out, I had no idea what it was on about. I thought she was made of material.
---
*on Saturday Night Fever*
Lucretia: I remember Bruce coming in singing, 'When I'm making love...' and we were like, 'When do you do that?'
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Lucretia: Simon!
Bally: Yes?
Lucretia: He [Jonathon] says he'll tell you later what he wants from you.
Bally: Tell him great. As long as it's not anal.
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Lucretia: He [Jonathon] says 'Keep on trucking'.
Sam_Spade: Awww, isn't that nice? It is 'trucking', isn't it?
---
Pixie: Does that window open?
Bally: I tried in the morning but I couldn't open it. That's possibly because I was shit.
Lucretia: Let Richard do it. He can use all his truck-driving knowledge.
*Sam_Spade opens window*
Bally: Y'see? Shit.
Sam_Spade: I used all my truck-driving knowledge for that.
---
Lucretia: Whose bed is this? Richard's?
Sam_Spade: Yes.
Lucretia: You don't mind me blobbing around on it?
Sam_Spade: No, blob away.
Lucretia: Are you calling me fat?!
---
*on phone to Bruce*
Lucretia: Just don't get naked and put your penis in my face.
*pause*
Lucretia: Your left buttock? Super!
---
Sam_Spade: That's how you can tell you're getting old - when you start fancying the lead character's mother.
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Bruce: What I don't understand about Buffy is why she always lets her enemy's wire-fighting team wire up first.
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Bally: I'll stop speaking now.
Pixie: Would ya?
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Lucretia: You're alive!
Bruce: Yes.
Lucretia: Why?
---
*on parental pressure to procreate*
Bruce: Mum, there's a Renault Clio with 'Have babies' written on it in my bedroom *again*.
---
Bruce: I've never seen this film before in my life! What's it called again? 'Braveliver'? 'Quite Courageous Heart'? 'Stern Moral Framework Spleen'?
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Bruce: I'll just check the clan e-mail before we go.
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Lucretia: [quoting Braveheart] "You remind me of my daughter."
Renfield: What a line!
Bruce: There's no surer way to a girl's heart.
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Nicola: You laughed at my car.
Bruce: Did I?
Nicola: Yes. You laughed while you were in it.
Bruce: I'm sure I was laughing with it.
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Bruce: I might have time to get a beer before the fighting starts.
Bally: Run, Bruce, run!
Bruce: No, amble.
Bally: Amble, Bruce, amble!
Renfield: Amble like the wind!
---
*William Wallace is trying to persuade Robert the Bruce to join him*
Wallace: Join with me, and we will have what no Scotsman has had before: a country to call his own!
Bally: Australia!
---
Bruce: There's a half-naked man on the couch!
Bally: And it's not you!
Bruce: Don't be silly. If it was me, it'd be a fully naked man.
---
Lucretia: I like someone who, when you ask, says 'Yes!'
Bally: You like someone who says 'Yes!'?
Renfield: Don't we all!
---
*James Marsters is on a Buffy featurette*
Bruce: Why are you talking in that ridiculous accent?! Speak properly, for God's sake!
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Lucretia: Why is Acathla based on you, Bruce?
Bruce: Well, I'd been doing prettiness exercises and I decided to have myself cast in stone.
Lucretia: What's a prettiness exercise?
Bruce: I don't know.
Lucretia: Someone didn't think it through!
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Sam_Spade: That's a very nice scent you wear, Simon.
Bally: Thank you. It's the blue Lynx - Phoenix, I think.
Lucretia: He's going out with my brother, back off.
---
Bruce: Jupiter is my girlfriend.
---
Lucretia: Yeah, Lord of the Gays would be so much better.
---
Lucretia: There are times and places for tits.
Bally I've never stopped thinking that.
Steorra: God, this new Post Office stuff is so confusing.
Lucretia: So no more sending drugs across the country, then?
*on the new Venus Vibrance battery-powered razor*
Pixie: In what way is it battery-powered? I mean, unless you just sit there and it does it all for you.
Steorra: You just know that David Boreanaz has never read a book. He's like, 'What are all these weird symbols on the page?!'
*on David Boreanaz*
Pixie: Work that V-neck!
Lucretia: That's all he does need to work. He could work it on my bedroom floor, too.
*on Season 3 villain the Mayor's invulnerability*
Caz: Oh my God! He's just like Wolverine - only not sexy!
Lucretia: Drink, or I'll financially advise you!
Lucretia: I want to be a Slayer.
Caz: You can't.
Lucretia: Why not?
Caz: You don't have bad enough shoes.
Steorra: Sorry, I can't speak to you. You're not Scott Hope-y enough.
*on reading through the quotebook*
Lucretia: I'm not interested - I haven't seen my initials.
Caz: Buffy, you suck!
Lucretia: Do not say that in my presence.
Steorra: That's a tiny little one!
Bally: I told you not to mention that.
Sam_Spade: It seems to be longer than I remember.
Bally: That's something to tell the ladies.
Caz: How did you meet Bruce?
Lucretia: School.
*pause*
Lucretia: I didn't just pick him up from the zoo or something.
Lucretia: Simon, what's the French for 'disgrace'?
*long pause*
Sam_Spade: Come on, Simon, you must have heard it often enough.
Steorra: Red wine is the best thing in the world ever, really.
Lucretia: What about a naked man with a bottle of red wine?
Steorra: You just keep raising the stakes!
Lucretia: Bruce is the missing link that proves we evolved from potatoes.
Caz: Maybe Bruce is dead!
Lucretia: I think he's ascended.
Pixie: Descended, surely.
Passer-by: OK, I'm not naked...
Renfield: That must be what it's like listening to our conversation.
Lucretia: But you, you are too quiet.
Bally: I'm calculating.
Lucretia: No you're not.
Bally: I mean in the maths sense.
Lucretia: Not in the Dr. Evil sense?
Bally: No.
Bally: That's quite a big glass.
Lucretia: A third of a bottle.
Bally: Really? Sweet!
Lucretia: No, dry.
*pause*
Bally: I'm gonna have to write that down, to shame you later on.
Pixie: They have *four* delicious salmon!
Renfield: If the fifth person wants salmon, hard luck.
Bally: [*reads headline*] "Brown: I promise to keep Blair's legacy safe." No! Don't do it! Change everything!
*watching Yakult advert*
Lucretia: You don't need friendly bacteria!
Renfield: Friendly alcohol!
*Bally tries to sing 'Ol' Man River'*
Bally: Stop me singing. Stop me singing!
Sam_Spade: That was singing?!
Lucretia: That was quite bitchy.
Sam_Spade: It's the company I keep.
Sam_Spade: I've always wanted to be called 'sassy'.
Renfield: He's such a smug bastard.
Lucretia: That's what my Dad calls me!
*AFI's Top 100 Songs For 100 Years is on*
Rita Moreno: My eyes may get a little wet.
Pixie: If my tear ducts still worked...
*Cheek To Cheek comes on*
Lucretia: Ed used to sing, "I'm in Helene, I'm in Helene."
*on Barbara Streisand*
Lucretia: She's a gay man.
*on Madonna's Material Girl*
Rexel: When this song came out, I had no idea what it was on about. I thought she was made of material.
*on Saturday Night Fever*
Lucretia: I remember Bruce coming in singing, 'When I'm making love...' and we were like, 'When do you do that?'
Lucretia: Simon!
Bally: Yes?
Lucretia: He [Jonathon] says he'll tell you later what he wants from you.
Bally: Tell him great. As long as it's not anal.
Lucretia: He [Jonathon] says 'Keep on trucking'.
Sam_Spade: Awww, isn't that nice? It is 'trucking', isn't it?
Pixie: Does that window open?
Bally: I tried in the morning but I couldn't open it. That's possibly because I was shit.
Lucretia: Let Richard do it. He can use all his truck-driving knowledge.
*Sam_Spade opens window*
Bally: Y'see? Shit.
Sam_Spade: I used all my truck-driving knowledge for that.
Lucretia: Whose bed is this? Richard's?
Sam_Spade: Yes.
Lucretia: You don't mind me blobbing around on it?
Sam_Spade: No, blob away.
Lucretia: Are you calling me fat?!
*on phone to Bruce*
Lucretia: Just don't get naked and put your penis in my face.
*pause*
Lucretia: Your left buttock? Super!
Sam_Spade: That's how you can tell you're getting old - when you start fancying the lead character's mother.
Bruce: What I don't understand about Buffy is why she always lets her enemy's wire-fighting team wire up first.
Bally: I'll stop speaking now.
Pixie: Would ya?
Lucretia: You're alive!
Bruce: Yes.
Lucretia: Why?
*on parental pressure to procreate*
Bruce: Mum, there's a Renault Clio with 'Have babies' written on it in my bedroom *again*.
Bruce: I've never seen this film before in my life! What's it called again? 'Braveliver'? 'Quite Courageous Heart'? 'Stern Moral Framework Spleen'?
Bruce: I'll just check the clan e-mail before we go.
Lucretia: [quoting Braveheart] "You remind me of my daughter."
Renfield: What a line!
Bruce: There's no surer way to a girl's heart.
Nicola: You laughed at my car.
Bruce: Did I?
Nicola: Yes. You laughed while you were in it.
Bruce: I'm sure I was laughing with it.
Bruce: I might have time to get a beer before the fighting starts.
Bally: Run, Bruce, run!
Bruce: No, amble.
Bally: Amble, Bruce, amble!
Renfield: Amble like the wind!
*William Wallace is trying to persuade Robert the Bruce to join him*
Wallace: Join with me, and we will have what no Scotsman has had before: a country to call his own!
Bally: Australia!
Bruce: There's a half-naked man on the couch!
Bally: And it's not you!
Bruce: Don't be silly. If it was me, it'd be a fully naked man.
Lucretia: I like someone who, when you ask, says 'Yes!'
Bally: You like someone who says 'Yes!'?
Renfield: Don't we all!
*James Marsters is on a Buffy featurette*
Bruce: Why are you talking in that ridiculous accent?! Speak properly, for God's sake!
Lucretia: Why is Acathla based on you, Bruce?
Bruce: Well, I'd been doing prettiness exercises and I decided to have myself cast in stone.
Lucretia: What's a prettiness exercise?
Bruce: I don't know.
Lucretia: Someone didn't think it through!
Sam_Spade: That's a very nice scent you wear, Simon.
Bally: Thank you. It's the blue Lynx - Phoenix, I think.
Lucretia: He's going out with my brother, back off.
Bruce: Jupiter is my girlfriend.
Lucretia: Yeah, Lord of the Gays would be so much better.
Lucretia: There are times and places for tits.
