Tuesday, January 16, 2007
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 21
K: It takes something special for me to call a song 'bad'.
*pause*
K: It usually requires Eminem.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/10/06*
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*K is talking about an imminent family reunion*
K: I hope to go. There are some members of my family I haven't seen in fifteen years.
TM: Oooh, is that you, little David?
B: My, haven't you grown... a beard.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 3/11/06*
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B: I like that you have a pink towel. It shows that you are in touch with your feminine side.
K: No, it shows that I have a pink towel.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 4/11/06*
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B: I've always been slightly frightened of Annie Lennox. I don't know what it is.
K: She is a freak. And she was born on Christmas Day.
*pause*
K: Anyone who shares a birthday with Jesus has got to be a Dime bar.
*Recorded at Dave's new flat, Manchester, 4/11/06*
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*K&B are discussing music in general*
B: I don't peg you as a Dylan person.
K: I do have one of his MP3s.
B: I hate to break this to you, but Dylan has been going for a long time. To only own one of his songs is probably technically an insult.
*Recorded over the phone, Manchester & Stoke-on-Trent, 22/11/06*
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B: Would you mind awfully putting this [tumbler] on the coaster over there, please?
*K does so*
B: I love you!
*K passes tumbler back very quickly*
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/12/06*
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*K, B and TM are watching King's Lynn play Oldham Athletic in the FA Cup*
B: There are two Deftys on the pitch! [Two King's Lynn players share the surname]
K: Yes.
B: Are they related?
K: Probably. It is Norfolk.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/12/06*
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*on BBC football pundit Alan Ball*
K: He's not as squeaky [voiced] as he used to be.
B: He's probably been smoking.
K: I was gonna say, there is a degree of lung cancer in his voice.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 3/12/06*
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B: It's finally Christmas. I've just heard the Slade song.
K: I've been hearing piss-awful versions of it for weeks.
B: And at the risk of excommunication, I hate Fairytale of New York.
K: That doesn't warrant excommunication. That warrants homicide.
*Recorded via SMS, Manchester & Stoke-on-Trent, 13/12/06*
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*pause*
K: It usually requires Eminem.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/10/06*
*K is talking about an imminent family reunion*
K: I hope to go. There are some members of my family I haven't seen in fifteen years.
TM: Oooh, is that you, little David?
B: My, haven't you grown... a beard.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 3/11/06*
B: I like that you have a pink towel. It shows that you are in touch with your feminine side.
K: No, it shows that I have a pink towel.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 4/11/06*
B: I've always been slightly frightened of Annie Lennox. I don't know what it is.
K: She is a freak. And she was born on Christmas Day.
*pause*
K: Anyone who shares a birthday with Jesus has got to be a Dime bar.
*Recorded at Dave's new flat, Manchester, 4/11/06*
*K&B are discussing music in general*
B: I don't peg you as a Dylan person.
K: I do have one of his MP3s.
B: I hate to break this to you, but Dylan has been going for a long time. To only own one of his songs is probably technically an insult.
*Recorded over the phone, Manchester & Stoke-on-Trent, 22/11/06*
B: Would you mind awfully putting this [tumbler] on the coaster over there, please?
*K does so*
B: I love you!
*K passes tumbler back very quickly*
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/12/06*
*K, B and TM are watching King's Lynn play Oldham Athletic in the FA Cup*
B: There are two Deftys on the pitch! [Two King's Lynn players share the surname]
K: Yes.
B: Are they related?
K: Probably. It is Norfolk.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/12/06*
*on BBC football pundit Alan Ball*
K: He's not as squeaky [voiced] as he used to be.
B: He's probably been smoking.
K: I was gonna say, there is a degree of lung cancer in his voice.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 3/12/06*
B: It's finally Christmas. I've just heard the Slade song.
K: I've been hearing piss-awful versions of it for weeks.
B: And at the risk of excommunication, I hate Fairytale of New York.
K: That doesn't warrant excommunication. That warrants homicide.
*Recorded via SMS, Manchester & Stoke-on-Trent, 13/12/06*
