WD Wit

Tenchi_Muyo: If you went to bed with her [Charlotte Church], you'd gag her first.
Kinitawowi: With what?

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H: [to Kinitawowi] You can read!

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*exodus*

Tenchi_Muyo: We smell, obviously.
Sam_Spade: [part of exodus] Yeah.

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Kinitawowi: I'm not watching it [Doctor Who], to be honest.
Bally: Cast him out!

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*CosmicAvatar and Kahlan are in the kitchen*

Bally: Did you just say 'Have a suck of that one'?
CosmicAvatar: We did not know you were listening!
Kahlan: Do you mind? We're trying to have a moment here!

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Tenchi_Muyo: A fifty-five stone guy takes about three and a half hours.
Sam_Spade: Gas Mark Six.
Tenchi_Muyo: Turn once.

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Kahlan: Adding up is so hot.

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Tenchi_Muyo: He [Bally] lets the numbers come first.

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*The Doctor and Rose are trapped*
CosmicAvatar: [as Rose] Let's shag like rabbits!
Tenchi_Muyo: I dunno, I imagine David Tennant as more of a badger.

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Tenchi_Muyo: I'm blind from all the flashes.
Bally: I'm blind from all the conversation!
Unknown WDer: Makes a change from the usual.

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*the Ring of Fire is being played; H picks up a piss card, which allows him a toilet break when played*
CosmicAvatar: See, if I promise him sexual favours, that wouldn't be anything special.
Gandalf: You could deny him sexual favours.
CosmicAvatar: That wouldn't be anything special either.

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CosmicAvatar: Darling [H], this is crap service! Get me some ice!
Tenchi_Muyo: He's gone to the North Pole. He's fighting off penguins and Morgan Freeman.

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Tenchi_Muyo: I'm spitting out bits of bush here!
Kahlan: What you do with your bitches is your business.

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Tenchi_Muyo: You wooed in my face!
Bally: You went topless in my face!

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Nemesis: Amanda is very drunk.
CosmicAvatar: Don't give me away, you bitch!

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H: I am The Fornicator!
CosmicAvatar: You'll be back.

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*Serenity is being watched; River is unconscious*
CosmicAvatar: She even falls pretty.
Nemesis: Not in a drunken heap like the rest of us.
Kahlan: With a bit of dribble.
Gandalf: Or vomit.

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Nemesis: My face feels strangely spongy.

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Tenchi_Muyo: Does Amanda go well with salsa dip?
Kinitawowi: H?

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CosmicAvatar & Nemesis: Shirtless Mal!
Tenchi_Muyo: I got a bigger cheer than that.

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*Serenity passes through Reaver space*
Nemesis: See, what I don't understand is why River isn't screaming because of the Reavers.
CosmicAvatar: She was probably numbed by thingy.
Bally: The amount of times I've wanted to be numbed by thingy.

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Nemesis: I'd never go to war in anything less than, y'know, scaffolding.

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Tenchi_Muyo: No, it was a guy who retired two years ago that was shagging the waitress. Mainly, she said, to get her

gutter fixed.

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Gandalf: Whose are the bananas?
Tenchi_Muyo: They would be mine.
Bally: Bananas are good.
Gandalf: BYOB stands for Bring Your Own Bananas.

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CosmicAvatar: The shop down the road has a Darth Vader costume. I tried it on but I was too short.
Tenchi_Muyo: Short Vader!
Sam_Spade: Darth Small!

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Tenchi_Muyo: I'm quite surprised Stan Lee had his cameo so early in X3. He normally pops up somewhere in the

middle.
Bally: I think they wanted him to do it before he died.