Tuesday, June 20, 2006
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 18
*K has opened a folder of MP3s on his computer*
B: You have a lot of good stuff in this New Music folder.
K: I also have some Barry Manilow.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
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B: You're a son of a whore.
K: I usually call her a bitch.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
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K: That's the problem with telling lies to children. Sooner or later, they will find you out and you'll never be able to tell them anything ever again.
B: What lies were you told when you were a child?
K: None.
B: You were never a child?!
K: I think it's common knowledge that I was born at the age of 82.
B: And are getting younger every year?
K: Well, think about it. I'll probably die wearing a nappy.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 20/2/06*
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B: Where does the money for my pay increase come from?
K: From the extra taxes I pay on my pay increase!
B: It's a circle!
*pause*
B: Still, you can be happy that I'm getting paid more to educate the children of Stoke-on-Trent... which will never affect you...
K&B: Ever.
K: I dunno. One day one of them might serve me a Big Mac.
*Recorded at Manchester Piccadilly station, Manchester, 31/3/06*
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TM: Hey, Ladas used to have good safety records.
K: That's because no-one bought them to crash.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/4/06*
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TM: We are on a journey through sight and sound.
K: Or Acton, as it's otherwise called.
*Recorded on the Heathrow express, Acton, 13/4/06*
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*K&B are discussing the announcer at the airport*
K: It flows too smoothly to be a robot.
B: Nah, that's a bloke. Otherwise, it'd be EIN.Und. Zwanzig.
K: It'd also be a female voice.
B:
K: I left my razor blades in my suitcase, didn't I?
*Recorded in Heathrow Terminal 1 Departure Lounge, London, 13/4/06*
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*due to having given up chocolate for Lent, B has swapped all his desserts for salad*
B: [to the tune of Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid] Over the sea, over the sea! Life is much better, up here with feta, over the sea!
*pause*
B: I demand my immediate destruction.
*Recorded somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, 13/4/06*
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*K checks his watch*
K: Blimey, it's not even four!
*pause*
K: I'm just surprised at what time it isn't.
*Recorded in Dave's house, Stockport, 29/4/06*
B: You have a lot of good stuff in this New Music folder.
K: I also have some Barry Manilow.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
B: You're a son of a whore.
K: I usually call her a bitch.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 19/2/06*
K: That's the problem with telling lies to children. Sooner or later, they will find you out and you'll never be able to tell them anything ever again.
B: What lies were you told when you were a child?
K: None.
B: You were never a child?!
K: I think it's common knowledge that I was born at the age of 82.
B: And are getting younger every year?
K: Well, think about it. I'll probably die wearing a nappy.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 20/2/06*
B: Where does the money for my pay increase come from?
K: From the extra taxes I pay on my pay increase!
B: It's a circle!
*pause*
B: Still, you can be happy that I'm getting paid more to educate the children of Stoke-on-Trent... which will never affect you...
K&B: Ever.
K: I dunno. One day one of them might serve me a Big Mac.
*Recorded at Manchester Piccadilly station, Manchester, 31/3/06*
TM: Hey, Ladas used to have good safety records.
K: That's because no-one bought them to crash.
*Recorded at Andy's house, Leeds, 1/4/06*
TM: We are on a journey through sight and sound.
K: Or Acton, as it's otherwise called.
*Recorded on the Heathrow express, Acton, 13/4/06*
*K&B are discussing the announcer at the airport*
K: It flows too smoothly to be a robot.
B: Nah, that's a bloke. Otherwise, it'd be EIN.
K: It'd also be a female voice.
B:
K: I left my razor blades in my suitcase, didn't I?
*Recorded in Heathrow Terminal 1 Departure Lounge, London, 13/4/06*
*due to having given up chocolate for Lent, B has swapped all his desserts for salad*
B: [to the tune of Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid] Over the sea, over the sea! Life is much better, up here with feta, over the sea!
*pause*
B: I demand my immediate destruction.
*Recorded somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, 13/4/06*
*K checks his watch*
K: Blimey, it's not even four!
*pause*
K: I'm just surprised at what time it isn't.
*Recorded in Dave's house, Stockport, 29/4/06*
