Monday, May 14, 2012
Sandhurst Party May 20th-22nd 2010
H: Come into our boudoir...
Callie: Do you say that to everyone, or just the people you *really* like?
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CosmicAvatar: I was going to say I'll give you a meaty one, Helen.
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CosmicAvatar: Oh Freeview my butt.
Callie: Now there's an offer...
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CosmicAvatar: Do you want to prick it?
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CosmicAvatar: I do like the sitdown photoshoots. They hide my double chin.
Callie: And show your cleavage.
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Callie: Guinness is a food group.
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Bally: Two things: I apologise for making your bathroom smell of man, and this towel needs to be taken to the place that towels go to to die.
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*Iron Man is on. Tony Stark's home comes into view*
Bally: Welcome to my overground lair.
Sam Spade: It's Tracy Island!
Bally: Dammit, you topped me! You scum.
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Callie: It's a cruller - we're respecting it.
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Callie: I got asked if I was Greek the other day.
Bally: What did you say?
Callie: My career as a spy is still on.
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Sam Spade: I *want* people to ask about my T-shirt. 'Look - knobs!'
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CosmicAvatar: I think I'm happy with my tiger pee.
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CosmicAvatar: In theory we should prohibit peeing during the drinking game.
Bally: So we'll get really drunk and piss ourselves?! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: How old is he [Matt Smith]? 21?
Bally: 27.
CosmicAvatar: Fair game! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: Simon says...
Sam Spade: Pervy.
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CosmicAvatar: [on the table beneath her TV] It's like an altar - candles, pictures, small sacrificial goat...
Sam Spade: You shouldn't talk about Simon that way.
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Jazz: You pumping up the wrong hole, then?
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Jazz: Is it firm like an 18-year-old's buttocks?
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Sam Spade: Can I borrow the pump? Otherwise, I'll keep people up with my squeaking.
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*Sam Spade has just taken a picture of CosmicAvatar. He shows it to her*
CosmicAvatar: No! Stop! Delete it immediately!
Sam Spade: Beep beep - beep. There we go.
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CosmicAvatar: [on Treacle] She likes being smacked.
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Jazz: It's lovely outside. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Sam Spade: We did outside yesterday.
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CosmicAvatar: Simon, will you do the honours with me? Snigger.
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Callie: [watching Doppelgangland] He's still called 'Percy', though.
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Nemesis: I watched it [Twilight] because I'll watch anything with Robert Pattinson in it. Preferably on mute.
Callie: Do you say that to everyone, or just the people you *really* like?
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CosmicAvatar: I was going to say I'll give you a meaty one, Helen.
---
CosmicAvatar: Oh Freeview my butt.
Callie: Now there's an offer...
---
CosmicAvatar: Do you want to prick it?
---
CosmicAvatar: I do like the sitdown photoshoots. They hide my double chin.
Callie: And show your cleavage.
---
Callie: Guinness is a food group.
---
Bally: Two things: I apologise for making your bathroom smell of man, and this towel needs to be taken to the place that towels go to to die.
---
*Iron Man is on. Tony Stark's home comes into view*
Bally: Welcome to my overground lair.
Sam Spade: It's Tracy Island!
Bally: Dammit, you topped me! You scum.
---
Callie: It's a cruller - we're respecting it.
---
Callie: I got asked if I was Greek the other day.
Bally: What did you say?
Callie: My career as a spy is still on.
---
Sam Spade: I *want* people to ask about my T-shirt. 'Look - knobs!'
---
CosmicAvatar: I think I'm happy with my tiger pee.
---
CosmicAvatar: In theory we should prohibit peeing during the drinking game.
Bally: So we'll get really drunk and piss ourselves?! Wahoo!
---
CosmicAvatar: How old is he [Matt Smith]? 21?
Bally: 27.
CosmicAvatar: Fair game! Wahoo!
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CosmicAvatar: Simon says...
Sam Spade: Pervy.
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CosmicAvatar: [on the table beneath her TV] It's like an altar - candles, pictures, small sacrificial goat...
Sam Spade: You shouldn't talk about Simon that way.
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Jazz: You pumping up the wrong hole, then?
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Jazz: Is it firm like an 18-year-old's buttocks?
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Sam Spade: Can I borrow the pump? Otherwise, I'll keep people up with my squeaking.
---
*Sam Spade has just taken a picture of CosmicAvatar. He shows it to her*
CosmicAvatar: No! Stop! Delete it immediately!
Sam Spade: Beep beep - beep. There we go.
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CosmicAvatar: [on Treacle] She likes being smacked.
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Jazz: It's lovely outside. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Sam Spade: We did outside yesterday.
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CosmicAvatar: Simon, will you do the honours with me? Snigger.
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Callie: [watching Doppelgangland] He's still called 'Percy', though.
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Nemesis: I watched it [Twilight] because I'll watch anything with Robert Pattinson in it. Preferably on mute.
