WD Wit

*Bally laughs evilly as he walks into the hall*

Bally: Hey, this is great for echoing!

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*CosmicAvatar licks lips*

CosmicAvatar: That cricket is rather sticking in my throat.
Bally: Yeah, I'm sure I've got bits of feeler in my teeth.

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*on the wand*

Bally: Does it do actual magic?
Leenylana: Let's see!

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Bally: I thought your husband was supposed to be here?
CosmicAvatar: He was... but...
Leenylana: ...he got a better offer, basically.
Bally: Better than us?
CosmicAvatar: Yes.
Bally: But I promised I'd be gentler this time!

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CosmicAvatar: *to Christine* Wo ist mein Lasagne?
Christine: John Barrowman ate it.

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Matt: Amanda, is that your bag?
Cazzle: See, if he'd been talking to me, he'd have said something like -
Bally: "Oi, bitch"?
Cazzle: Yes!
Bally: He looks the type to call his fiancée a bitch.
Matt: I have a string vest at home.

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*on Cazzle's hat*

Bally: It gives good hat.

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CosmicAvatar: *on phone to H* I don't want to know what you did with the curtains, you pervert!

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Leenylana: Have you ever felt a badger's arse? It might be really smooth.
Matt: I'm saying nothing.