WD Wit

K: There are some people in this country who don't think there are any sports other than football and Half-Life.

*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 11/10/05*

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*K&B are watching House*

K: A triple twisting one and a half is a bloody difficult dive to pull off.
B: I'm glad you knew that!
K: You forget my amazing capacity to watch absolutely anything on TV.

*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 13/10/05*

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*K&B are discussing K getting a haircut*

K: It needs to be done. My hair is so long that I can eat it.

*demonstrates*

*Recorded in Brook Road, Heaton Chapel, Stockport, 6/11/05*

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B: I thought I needed a big shit earlier. I got into the toilet but it was a fart.
K: I know the sort. You're really busting, you get into the toilet and then -
K&B: *simulated loud fart noises*
K: Yeah. You sit down and just fart out your abdomen.

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 7/11/05*

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K: The Corrs have been given an honorary MBE.
B: For getting to Number 68 with their last single?!
K: I think it's something to do with their charity work, which basically amounts to "they know Bono".

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 8/11/05*

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K: First Matt left, now everyone's leaving. I can't help but feel that I've insulted someone.

*pause*

K: Of course, I have, but that's not the point.

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/11/05*

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*K, B and TM are watching QI, during which Stephen Fry is talking about ballcocks*

SF: Baaaaaaall... cock.
B: He just had to get it out!
K: When did this happen?

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/11/05*

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B: I really need to piss.

*pause*

B: *sigh of relief*
K: Trouser accident averted!

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 17/11/05*

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*K&B are discussing K's new Blurty*

K: It's a shame that there's no new music coming out.
B: Do concerts. We've got a couple of concerts coming up. We even have tickets for one. The one further in the future.
K: Yeah. That's worrying me. One might even say it's - disconcerting me.

*pause*

K: But then one would be a dick.

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 19/11/05*

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K: The Internet is not social. You can mess about on a forum, you can play World Of Warcraft with a hundred million other people, but the reality is that you are a fat naked twenty-four year old sat sitting in your bedroom surrounded by pizza boxes.

*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 19/11/05*

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