Sunday, August 09, 2009
Sandhurst Party 16th-17th May 2009
Bally: [on fridge] I think my alcohol is too big to fit in there.
Sam_Spade: Stop boasting, Simon.
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Callie: Do you ever wonder if your neighbours are listening to our conversations?
H: We made sure they were out.
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*Bally & H meet in a corridor*
H: Come out.
Bally: How did you know? I've hidden it well all these years.
H: It's the way you walk.
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*on certain pictures of certain WDers*
Caz: There's no delete button in my mind.
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*Bally dons a hat*
Caz: You should start singing -
Kinitawowi & Bally: No.
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*on babies*
H: It's when they're smiling that you've got to worry, because bleah.
Sam_Spade: Or they're possessed.
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*Eurovision time! On the Israel entry*
H: Just one kiss and they'll win.
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*on Sweden's entry*
H: She must feel like 37,000 Euros.
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H: People are going to be sat at home, wondering if that fur is real.
Caz: What fur?
CosmicAvatar: Under her arms.
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Kinitawowi: What's she singing for?
Sam_Spade: Croatia.
Kinitawowi: No, I mean 'Why is she singing at all?'
Sam_Spade: Ah, right. That's a far more complex question.
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*on Portugal's entry*
Bally: Is it me, or is this actually a fairly decent pop song?
Sam_Spade: Yeah.
*pause*
Bally: What's it doing here?
Sam_Spade: I dunno, must have taken a wrong turning somewhere.
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H: I'm sorry, did you say this was a pop song?
Bally: Yes.
H: With an accordion?
Bally: Open mind, man. Open mind.
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CosmicAvatar: Gigantic knockers! Drink!
Caz: You can't drink to gigantic knockers.
Bally: I always do.
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*on Greece's entry*
Caz: He reminds me of Peter Andre, only worse.
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*on Azerbaijan's entry*
Caz: She seeems to have lost the front part of her dress.
Bally: I'm enjoying that, personally.
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*on Dirrty by Christina Aguilera*
Kinitawowi: She can sing! So let her sing!
Caz: But she can strip!
CosmicAvatar: And do the eagle!
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CosmicAvatar: They're posing! Drink!
Sam_Spade: If we drink for posing, we won't make it through the next song.
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Graham Norton: [paraphrased] She came 3rd the first time she competed, then 2nd.
Bally: Three, two -
Sam_Spade: Nowhere!
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CosmicAvatar: I'm pissed as a fart, and it's not enough.
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*on Estonia's entry*
CosmicAvatar: [impersonating] Thank you! If you stole my boobs, can I have them back?
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*on Denmark's entry*
CosmicAvatar: It's the bastard lovechild of Ronan Keating and Riley Finn!
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Caz: Put it away, Darren Day.
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Caz: I like the guy on the piano. He has some imagination.
Sam_Spade: Then he has no place here.
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*on Dita Von Teese*
Sam_Spade: She's a poor man's Bettie Page.
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*on Ukraine's entry*
Sam_Spade: I thought that said Anti-Christ Girl.
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CosmicAvatar: Drink to cleavage!
H: Which one?
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CosmicAvatar: I managed to swallow! [from drinking]
H: Oh, well done, darling! We've reached a new level in our relationship.
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Sam_Spade: Is it cleavage if they don't meet in the middle?
Callie: It's Embankment - 'Mind The Gap'.
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CosmicAvatar: "Lose Control" - of all bodily functions!
Caz: Is that what the song's called?
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Kinitawowi: Write that down!
Bally: [from kitchen] I'm not in the room!
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CosmicAvatar: I was once nearly teetotal! You don't believe that, do you?
Bored_Mike: No.
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CosmicAvatar: Who put 'Dutch Scrote' in here?
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CosmicAvatar: OK, in the meantime, I'm going to show you what got Adam into American Idol in the first place. It made me scream.
Caz: That does not take much, to be fair.
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Caz: Johnny Cash *is* dead, isn't he?
Sam_Spade: Very.
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Caz: I haven't made you see the Om Nom Nom song yet, have I?
Bally: I've seen it, and I've reeled at the horror the Internet has to show me.
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CosmicAvatar: You made me say 'cunt' in my own home!
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CosmicAvatar: How the fuck did we earn all those points?
H: They don't want to be bombed.
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Kinitawowi: Do I look like a killer again?
CosmicAvatar: Yes you do.
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ComsicAvatar: Oh my Christ!
Caz: He can't help you now, son.
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H: Bloody hell Darling, that's not the way to treat my instrument.
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Sam_Spade: I'm used to women running out of the room.
H: Chloroform helps.
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Callie: Big Ben was the largest four-facing clock tower in the world, until it was overtaken by one in Milwaukee -
Caz: Bomb Milwaukee!
Sam_Spade: Stop boasting, Simon.
Callie: Do you ever wonder if your neighbours are listening to our conversations?
H: We made sure they were out.
*Bally & H meet in a corridor*
H: Come out.
Bally: How did you know? I've hidden it well all these years.
H: It's the way you walk.
*on certain pictures of certain WDers*
Caz: There's no delete button in my mind.
*Bally dons a hat*
Caz: You should start singing -
Kinitawowi & Bally: No.
*on babies*
H: It's when they're smiling that you've got to worry, because bleah.
Sam_Spade: Or they're possessed.
*Eurovision time! On the Israel entry*
H: Just one kiss and they'll win.
*on Sweden's entry*
H: She must feel like 37,000 Euros.
H: People are going to be sat at home, wondering if that fur is real.
Caz: What fur?
CosmicAvatar: Under her arms.
Kinitawowi: What's she singing for?
Sam_Spade: Croatia.
Kinitawowi: No, I mean 'Why is she singing at all?'
Sam_Spade: Ah, right. That's a far more complex question.
*on Portugal's entry*
Bally: Is it me, or is this actually a fairly decent pop song?
Sam_Spade: Yeah.
*pause*
Bally: What's it doing here?
Sam_Spade: I dunno, must have taken a wrong turning somewhere.
H: I'm sorry, did you say this was a pop song?
Bally: Yes.
H: With an accordion?
Bally: Open mind, man. Open mind.
CosmicAvatar: Gigantic knockers! Drink!
Caz: You can't drink to gigantic knockers.
Bally: I always do.
*on Greece's entry*
Caz: He reminds me of Peter Andre, only worse.
*on Azerbaijan's entry*
Caz: She seeems to have lost the front part of her dress.
Bally: I'm enjoying that, personally.
*on Dirrty by Christina Aguilera*
Kinitawowi: She can sing! So let her sing!
Caz: But she can strip!
CosmicAvatar: And do the eagle!
CosmicAvatar: They're posing! Drink!
Sam_Spade: If we drink for posing, we won't make it through the next song.
Graham Norton: [paraphrased] She came 3rd the first time she competed, then 2nd.
Bally: Three, two -
Sam_Spade: Nowhere!
CosmicAvatar: I'm pissed as a fart, and it's not enough.
*on Estonia's entry*
CosmicAvatar: [impersonating] Thank you! If you stole my boobs, can I have them back?
*on Denmark's entry*
CosmicAvatar: It's the bastard lovechild of Ronan Keating and Riley Finn!
Caz: Put it away, Darren Day.
Caz: I like the guy on the piano. He has some imagination.
Sam_Spade: Then he has no place here.
*on Dita Von Teese*
Sam_Spade: She's a poor man's Bettie Page.
*on Ukraine's entry*
Sam_Spade: I thought that said Anti-Christ Girl.
CosmicAvatar: Drink to cleavage!
H: Which one?
CosmicAvatar: I managed to swallow! [from drinking]
H: Oh, well done, darling! We've reached a new level in our relationship.
Sam_Spade: Is it cleavage if they don't meet in the middle?
Callie: It's Embankment - 'Mind The Gap'.
CosmicAvatar: "Lose Control" - of all bodily functions!
Caz: Is that what the song's called?
Kinitawowi: Write that down!
Bally: [from kitchen] I'm not in the room!
CosmicAvatar: I was once nearly teetotal! You don't believe that, do you?
Bored_Mike: No.
CosmicAvatar: Who put 'Dutch Scrote' in here?
CosmicAvatar: OK, in the meantime, I'm going to show you what got Adam into American Idol in the first place. It made me scream.
Caz: That does not take much, to be fair.
Caz: Johnny Cash *is* dead, isn't he?
Sam_Spade: Very.
Caz: I haven't made you see the Om Nom Nom song yet, have I?
Bally: I've seen it, and I've reeled at the horror the Internet has to show me.
CosmicAvatar: You made me say 'cunt' in my own home!
CosmicAvatar: How the fuck did we earn all those points?
H: They don't want to be bombed.
Kinitawowi: Do I look like a killer again?
CosmicAvatar: Yes you do.
ComsicAvatar: Oh my Christ!
Caz: He can't help you now, son.
H: Bloody hell Darling, that's not the way to treat my instrument.
Sam_Spade: I'm used to women running out of the room.
H: Chloroform helps.
Callie: Big Ben was the largest four-facing clock tower in the world, until it was overtaken by one in Milwaukee -
Caz: Bomb Milwaukee!
