Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Stoke-on-Trent Party March 29th-30th 2008
Bally: Lewis Hamilton has no personality.
Tenchi_Muyo: Neither did Nigel Mansell.
Kinitawowi: He had a comedy moustache, though. That made up for it.
Bally: Mansell wins!
Sam_Spade: By moustache!
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*the classified football results are on*
Bally: I don't know why they have that groovy music for this dour-voiced bloke.
Tenchi_Muyo: You'd probably find that, if there was a camera trained on him, he'd be sitting on a pink barstool wearing a purple tutu.
Bally: That's just your fantasy.
Tenchi_Muyo: I know. Leave me alone with it.
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Kinitawowi: They introduced a computer room into my all-male hall and checked the logs after two weeks. They were surprised to discover that it was about 95% porn.
Bally: 95%! As little as that.
Tenchi_Muyo: The other 5% was Dave.
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Bally: [to Sam_Spade] Do you go to many Saints games?
Sam_Spade: No, no.
*pause*
Sam_Spade: Well, they don't come to see me when I'm bad.
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Delle: The Jelly Tots and cheese twists combination is a surprisingly good one.
Bally: And you're not even pregnant!
Delle: Not that I know of.
MUrt: Not that I know of, either!
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*Family Guy is on - Peter is experimenting with being a Jehovah's Witness and knocks on the door of a man who invites him to talk about Jesus*
Peter Griffin: Jesus was a miracle worker, of sorts. Uh... he would travel from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.
Delle: If that was what it was like to be a Jehovah's Witness, you could sign me up!
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*Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill is on-screen*
Kinitawowi: Get a real job!
*pause*
Kinitawowi: Seriously, he's wasted at Villa.
Bally: Probably every night. Ba-dum, tssh.
*pause*
Bally: I should write that down. Pass me the quotebook, we need to fill it up.
Sam_Spade: Don't devalue the quotebook, Simon.
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*on Match Of The Day commentator Jacqui Oatley*
Sam_Spade: I don't mind a woman doing it per se, as long as she puts on a gruff voice.
Tenchi_Muyo: Neither did Nigel Mansell.
Kinitawowi: He had a comedy moustache, though. That made up for it.
Bally: Mansell wins!
Sam_Spade: By moustache!
*the classified football results are on*
Bally: I don't know why they have that groovy music for this dour-voiced bloke.
Tenchi_Muyo: You'd probably find that, if there was a camera trained on him, he'd be sitting on a pink barstool wearing a purple tutu.
Bally: That's just your fantasy.
Tenchi_Muyo: I know. Leave me alone with it.
Kinitawowi: They introduced a computer room into my all-male hall and checked the logs after two weeks. They were surprised to discover that it was about 95% porn.
Bally: 95%! As little as that.
Tenchi_Muyo: The other 5% was Dave.
Bally: [to Sam_Spade] Do you go to many Saints games?
Sam_Spade: No, no.
*pause*
Sam_Spade: Well, they don't come to see me when I'm bad.
Delle: The Jelly Tots and cheese twists combination is a surprisingly good one.
Bally: And you're not even pregnant!
Delle: Not that I know of.
MUrt: Not that I know of, either!
*Family Guy is on - Peter is experimenting with being a Jehovah's Witness and knocks on the door of a man who invites him to talk about Jesus*
Peter Griffin: Jesus was a miracle worker, of sorts. Uh... he would travel from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.
Delle: If that was what it was like to be a Jehovah's Witness, you could sign me up!
*Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill is on-screen*
Kinitawowi: Get a real job!
*pause*
Kinitawowi: Seriously, he's wasted at Villa.
Bally: Probably every night. Ba-dum, tssh.
*pause*
Bally: I should write that down. Pass me the quotebook, we need to fill it up.
Sam_Spade: Don't devalue the quotebook, Simon.
*on Match Of The Day commentator Jacqui Oatley*
Sam_Spade: I don't mind a woman doing it per se, as long as she puts on a gruff voice.
