WD Wit

CosmicAvatar: I wonder where Ver Lads have got to? Maybe Dave had to stop for a wank.
CosmicAvatar & Caz: *hysterical laughter*
Caz: In a McDonald's cup!
CosmicAvatar: Ah, he was having a McWank.
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*CosmicAvatar and Caz are discussing the joys of having one's dream job*

CosmicAvatar: I'm an analyst! Featured word: "anal".
Caz: I'm a library assistant!
CosmicAvatar: Featured word: "ass"!
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Del: If anyone wants to feed him [Rohan], feel free.
H: My left breast is feeling a bit lumpy...
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Callie: I remember all the cables.
Tenchi_Muyo: We men love playing with cables.
Bally: You are going somewhere I don't want to follow, Andy.
Tenchi_Muyo: Come on, I know you like it too.
Bally: *Still* not following you.
Tenchi_Muyo: Come on, Simon, I'll suck you in if -

*realises what he's just said*
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CosmicAvatar: I was stabbed in the back with something long and hard!
Tenchi_Muyo: It can't have been me, then.
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Tenchi_Muyo: I love jumping on the kernels.
Sam_Spade: The Colonel's what?
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*Bally is stacking blocks only for Rohan to destroy the towers*

mUrt: It's like Tetris: The Movie!
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*on strawberry bonbons*

Mr_Bump: They're hard! They're supposed to be soft!
Tenchi_Muyo: Look, just suck the balls.
mUrt: Yes, just suck my pink, soft balls!
Bally: Not your chocolate salty ones, then?
mUrt: No, I lost them...
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Del: Ouch! He [Rohan] just pinched me, really hard!
H: I hope you hit him.
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*on the UK's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest, Scooch*

mUrt: Can you imagine the casting call for this? "Wanted: campest men alive. Must be partial to tight trousers".
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Kahlan: "Can I offer you something to suck on for landing, sir"? I mean! What manner of airline is this... and why haven't I been on it?
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Tenchi_Muyo: Gives 'Aer Lingus' a whole new meaning.
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CosmicAvatar: Did I just hear "Wankerov"?
Tenchi_Muyo: You might have done!
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*on the Bulgarian Eurovision Song Contest entry*

Mr_Bump: "See this young lass there, eeee?" Has this been translated into Yorkshire?
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Del: If he cries, pat his bottom.
Sam_Spade: Always works for me.
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CosmicAvatar: Anyone for a Pimm's top-up?! Going once, going twice, going down my throat!
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*Tenchi_Muyo is in a dress*

Tenchi_Muyo: Can I put my penis back on?
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*the UK's Eurovision Song Contest entry has received seven points from Ireland*

H: Yeah, but we're still in the relegation zone! We'll be relegated to America!
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*the UK move fourth from bottom*

H: Now we're in the Intertoto Cup...
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*to CosmicAvatar*

Tenchi_Muyo: Be careful, you're going to fall off that floor!
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Kahlan: When you say "My sore lips burn like a fire", there's a cream that will fix that.
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*on distracting CosmicAvatar and Bally on photos*

Kinitawowi: I was making gestures.
Tenchi_Muyo: You were encouraging him to wank on camera.
Kahlan: You sick fuck, Ellis.
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*Kahlan and CosmicAvatar are hugging*

Kahlan: Fart on me, and I'll kill you.
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*H has passed Mr_Bump with a full bottle of wine*

Mr_Bump: *whistles* Come by, come by!
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Kahlan: Nothing says love like projectile vomit.
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Kinitawowi: It's Amanda and the drinking game! Basically, whenever something happens on-screen, you drink.
Bally: Look! A door opened!
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Kahlan: You know what happens when WDers riot? They correct your grammar!
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Caz: Whoo-hoo! Laurie has nipples!
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Bally: I don't know what he did, but he made me twitch and I kicked something over.
Mr_Bump: Twitch? That was a tremble.
Sam_Spade: Let's call it a 'spasm'.
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Mr_Bump: All the way here, I was going down the A30, right? And it [sat-nav] kept saying, "Turn around, go back". Then, it started complaining: "You never take me anywhere nice."
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Kinitawowi: Did you hear that? He called me a gentleman! The shit!
Sam_Spade: Easy mistake to make.
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Tenchi_Muyo: Wikipedia is just the pub on the Internet.
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*on a friend of Mr_Bump's*

Kinitawowi: Does he play World Of Warcraft?
Mr_Bump: Yes.
Kinitawowi: Kill him.
Mr_Bump: I suspect that might be a bit unfair.