Monday, September 03, 2007
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 23
K: He [Patrick Moore] fulfils all the requirements of being an eccentric, in that he wears a monocle.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 6/4/07*
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K: I refuse to have a walk-off, mostly because I refuse to put my hand down my pants.
*pause*
K: In public.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 7/4/07*
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K: What do we need from Asda?
TM: Food!
B: I may just give up and go to McDonald's.
*pause*
B: I haven't had enough trans fats today.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 28/4/07*
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K: So you're trying to tell me there's a one in three chance you're wearing your Evil Pants?
*Recorded at the City Ground, Nottingham, 5/5/07*
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*on his rotating insults for B*
K: Maybe you should print cards and do Insult Bingo.
*pause*
K: Bastard. House!
*Recorded at Holiday Inn Express, Milton Keynes, 12/5/07*
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*on Nethack pets*
K: My default name for a dog is Poochy. And for a cat... Miss Kitty Fantastico.
B: Not Garfield?
K: No. And for a horse?
B: Arthur?
K: Celine Dion.
*Recorded on a train between Leeds and Dewsbury, 13/5/07*
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*K begins another game on videogame Smash T.V., after dying horribly*
K: Let's try again, without the incompetence.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 18/5/07*
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*long pause in conversation*
B: The hamster running the wheel in my brain is frantically saying, 'Quick, think of something to say, think of something to say!', and of course, it's not allowing me to think of anything to say.
K: And yet you have, in fact, said something.
B: Yes! It's quite clever, really.
K: I think it's sad that you've been defeated by the reverse psychology of a hamster.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 22/6/07*
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 6/4/07*
K: I refuse to have a walk-off, mostly because I refuse to put my hand down my pants.
*pause*
K: In public.
*Recorded at TM's house, Leeds, 7/4/07*
K: What do we need from Asda?
TM: Food!
B: I may just give up and go to McDonald's.
*pause*
B: I haven't had enough trans fats today.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 28/4/07*
K: So you're trying to tell me there's a one in three chance you're wearing your Evil Pants?
*Recorded at the City Ground, Nottingham, 5/5/07*
*on his rotating insults for B*
K: Maybe you should print cards and do Insult Bingo.
*pause*
K: Bastard. House!
*Recorded at Holiday Inn Express, Milton Keynes, 12/5/07*
*on Nethack pets*
K: My default name for a dog is Poochy. And for a cat... Miss Kitty Fantastico.
B: Not Garfield?
K: No. And for a horse?
B: Arthur?
K: Celine Dion.
*Recorded on a train between Leeds and Dewsbury, 13/5/07*
*K begins another game on videogame Smash T.V., after dying horribly*
K: Let's try again, without the incompetence.
*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 18/5/07*
*long pause in conversation*
B: The hamster running the wheel in my brain is frantically saying, 'Quick, think of something to say, think of something to say!', and of course, it's not allowing me to think of anything to say.
K: And yet you have, in fact, said something.
B: Yes! It's quite clever, really.
K: I think it's sad that you've been defeated by the reverse psychology of a hamster.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 22/6/07*
