Monday, April 09, 2007
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 22
B: Ignore me, I'm being a prick.
K: Working on it.
*Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester, 17/12/06*
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K: When I woke up this morning, 'shit liquid' was not on my list of things to do.
*Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester, 30/12/06*
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*K, B and TM are discussing the return of the ITV Digital Monkey puppet character, The Monkey, to British adverts*
B: Could you imagine The Monkey doing Parkinson?
TM: Talking about his role in the latest Bond film.
K: Le Chimp.
*Recorded at Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 19/1/07*
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K: I think the last time I definitively chundered was back in Slems.
*pause*
K: Heavy night on the Coke and Tic-Tacs.
*Recorded at Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 20/1/07*
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Kinitawowi says:
It's true, though! Kids [babies] are ugly!
Kinitawowi says:
I'm sure I've described them before as "a bunch of arses taped together".
*Recorded from MSN, 17/2/07*
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K: You realise there are some names that only one person is allowed to have: Elvis, Kylie, Madonna, Adolf.
*Recorded over the phone, Manchester & Stoke-on-Trent, 28/2/07*
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B: Drat! I'm going to have to spend money in the future.
TM: I think I can safely predict that we'll all be spending money in the future.
K: See, this is why I try to get all my spending done in the past.
*Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester, 10/3/07*
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*B reads the following in determined monotone*
B: *K&B are watching the video to Somebody To Love*. B: I find it hard to reconcile this Freddie Mercury with the later one with the thin moustache and less hair. K: The big gay moustache. *B laughs* B: The big gay moustache. K: Let's face it - anyone with a moustache like that is either gay, a porn star or evil.
K: I am devoid of subtlety.
*all laugh*
K: *opens book again*
*Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester, 10/3/07*
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Bally says:
Have they lost the election on the back of that? [Labour have increased the base rate of tax on earnings in the last Budget]
Kinitawowi says:
No.
Kinitawowi says:
They've lost the election on the back of a failing NHS, broken promises on education, internal power struggles and Iraq.
Kinitawowi says:
They've won the election because nobody wants to vote Tory.
*Recorded from MSN, 24/3/07*
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K: Working on it.
*Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester, 17/12/06*
K: When I woke up this morning, 'shit liquid' was not on my list of things to do.
*Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester, 30/12/06*
*K, B and TM are discussing the return of the ITV Digital Monkey puppet character, The Monkey, to British adverts*
B: Could you imagine The Monkey doing Parkinson?
TM: Talking about his role in the latest Bond film.
K: Le Chimp.
*Recorded at Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 19/1/07*
K: I think the last time I definitively chundered was back in Slems.
*pause*
K: Heavy night on the Coke and Tic-Tacs.
*Recorded at Simon's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 20/1/07*
Kinitawowi says:
It's true, though! Kids [babies] are ugly!
Kinitawowi says:
I'm sure I've described them before as "a bunch of arses taped together".
*Recorded from MSN, 17/2/07*
K: You realise there are some names that only one person is allowed to have: Elvis, Kylie, Madonna, Adolf.
*Recorded over the phone, Manchester & Stoke-on-Trent, 28/2/07*
B: Drat! I'm going to have to spend money in the future.
TM: I think I can safely predict that we'll all be spending money in the future.
K: See, this is why I try to get all my spending done in the past.
*Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester, 10/3/07*
*B reads the following in determined monotone*
B: *K&B are watching the video to Somebody To Love*. B: I find it hard to reconcile this Freddie Mercury with the later one with the thin moustache and less hair. K: The big gay moustache. *B laughs* B: The big gay moustache. K: Let's face it - anyone with a moustache like that is either gay, a porn star or evil.
K: I am devoid of subtlety.
*all laugh*
K: *opens book again*
*Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester, 10/3/07*
Bally says:
Have they lost the election on the back of that? [Labour have increased the base rate of tax on earnings in the last Budget]
Kinitawowi says:
No.
Kinitawowi says:
They've lost the election on the back of a failing NHS, broken promises on education, internal power struggles and Iraq.
Kinitawowi says:
They've won the election because nobody wants to vote Tory.
*Recorded from MSN, 24/3/07*
