WD Wit

*CosmicAvatar is telling H off for using her electric toothbrush*

CosmicAvatar: Darling, that's not my toothbrush.
Kinitawowi: [*mimicking H*] This toothbrush tastes funny.
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Sam_Spade: I did once go to the wrong cremation.
H: It's a bit difficult to recognise.
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Sam_Spade: It was for an uncle and the priest said "Beloved sister..." I had to go up at the end and shake her husband's hand. "Please don't ask me how I know your wife."
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Bally: Bear in mind that if you invite Guy and Charly you will have people that size [*gestures to about two foot off the ground*] coming.
Sam_Spade: It's all right, you've got cupboards.
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*Renfield arrives; our table is full*

Tenchi_Muyo: Pull up a piece of floor.
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Random Passer-by: 'Ere, Chelsea are losing 6-0!
Sam_Spade: [*to Bally*] Quick, write that one down.
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Gandalf: I don't mind when England win -
H: YES YOU DO!
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Kahlan: Vegas is like Disneyland, for adults, on crack.
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*we are discussing how disturbing it was that Linda Blair had to say certain things at that age in The Exorcist*

CosmicAvatar: Wasn't some of her dialogue dubbed?
Gandalf: Maybe a bit of it, but she did a lot of it herself. After all, it could be very difficult to get her to lip synch different words.
Kahlan: Yes, what rhymes with... duck?
CosmicAvatar: Punt?
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*Renfield has donned a new sporran*

Gandalf: I hope that wasn't a real badger.
Renfield: It was, but it died of natural causes.
Bally: You mean it was roadkill?
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H: How many of the Arsenal team can you name?
Kahlan: Not many.
H: Pronunciation aside.
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Kahlan: So what's everyone got planned for Christmas?
H: Getting through it!
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H: Richard!
Sam_Spade: Yes?
H: What sort of people do you pick up in your cab?
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*on Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's marriage*

Kahlan: They say love is blind. In her case, she must have had glaucoma as well.
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Gandalf: Who is Tim Westwood?
Kinitawowi: He's a rap DJ.
Renfield: Is that with a silent 'C'?
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*on the Call On Me music video*

H: Amanda watches that avidly. I don't even have to pretend not to watch it!
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Bally: I was just asking him [*Kinitawowi*] if he watched the Church Clock.

*pause for incomprehension*

Bally: The website doing a countdown of the days, hours and minutes until Charlotte Church was legal.

*pause for disgust*

Bally: He said no!
Gandalf: I bet he was lying.
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*Bally brushes the badger on Renfield's sporran*

Bally: I may have inadvertantly touched badger. I do apologise.
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*to Renfield*

CosmicAvatar: Is your badger open?
Sam_Spade: Your badger's open!
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CosmicAvatar: Simon, I know you're hungry.
Tenchi_Muyo: I have a pack of dried apricots, if you want.
Bally: Oooh, yay! Dried apricots! Second only to rice cakes in the shit food stakes.
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*on Ianto and Jack in the Torchwood episode Cyberwoman*

CosmicAvatar: Ah, he gave him the Kiss of Life.
Kinitawowi: The Kiss of Life and the Tongue of Lurve.
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*CosmicAvatar stops at a traffic light. Once it hits green, she is passed by two boy racers*

Bally: Gentlemen, start your penises!
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*Bally puts his coat on; it is covered in...*

Bally: Cat hairs! Nooooo!
CosmicAvatar: I know what you've been doing!
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Kinitawowi: There aren't enough triangle solos in music.
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