Tuesday, July 04, 2006
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 19
K: I have so much contempt for your opinion that I can't even be bothered to kill you.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 17/5/06*
---
B: Come on, turn on the lights. I don't want to keep seeing Dave's face leering out of the darkness.
K: That's just my hair.
*Recorded at the Academy 2, Manchester, 22/5/06*
---
*the venue is filling up and B is suffering the inevitable consequences of being a shortarse at the back*
B: OK, I wish to ban all tall people.
*pause*
B: Sorry Dave.
TM: Dave isn't tall, he's just bigsmall.
*Recorded at the Academy 2, Manchester, 22/5/06*
---
*K&B are watching the video for Nelly Furtado's Man Eater*
B: See, when I say "I saw this", I mean "I saw this". I turned the sound off.
K: You knew it wouldn't be a cover of the Hall & Oates classic.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/5/06*
---
*K is trying to access multimap.com; the computer comes up with something else entirely*
K: Where's my typo?
*pause*
K: Is that two l's?
*it is*
K: Fucking Kintyre.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 30/5/06*
---
B: Have you got the Fatboy Slim Greatest Hits? There's not a single full-length track on it!
K: Not yet; I was off work today, so I didn't get in. [doh]
B: You're not sick, I hope?
K: More injured. Because of the recent heat, I slept on my bed with the windows wide open the other night... and promptly got bitten to crap by the local wildlife. Which meant that my feet and legs are covered in lumps and scars, which rub on my shoes causing considerable pain. :-(
B: Sweet! Will you be well enough for Tunstall? [the KT Tunstall concert K&B were due to attend two days from then]
K: Yeah, should be. It will have scabbed over enough by then not to stick to my socks.
B: Stop, you're turning me on.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, and Simon's house, Stoke, via SMS, 19/6/06*
---
B: I'm seriously considering putting a pound on Lampard to score tomorrow.
K: A pound of what?
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 30/6/06*
---
*TM is playing the New Super Mario Bros. Nintendo DS game*
TM: Oh my God! Princess Peach has breasts!
*pause*
K: [drily] Who knew?
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 1/7/06*
---
*B is lamenting that he isn't able to be as funny as K*
B: I'm reaching for that goal, but it's just not happening. I feel like an England striker.
K: It's because you're not getting the service.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 2/7/06*
---
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 17/5/06*
B: Come on, turn on the lights. I don't want to keep seeing Dave's face leering out of the darkness.
K: That's just my hair.
*Recorded at the Academy 2, Manchester, 22/5/06*
*the venue is filling up and B is suffering the inevitable consequences of being a shortarse at the back*
B: OK, I wish to ban all tall people.
*pause*
B: Sorry Dave.
TM: Dave isn't tall, he's just bigsmall.
*Recorded at the Academy 2, Manchester, 22/5/06*
*K&B are watching the video for Nelly Furtado's Man Eater*
B: See, when I say "I saw this", I mean "I saw this". I turned the sound off.
K: You knew it wouldn't be a cover of the Hall & Oates classic.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 28/5/06*
*K is trying to access multimap.com; the computer comes up with something else entirely*
K: Where's my typo?
*pause*
K: Is that two l's?
*it is*
K: Fucking Kintyre.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 30/5/06*
B: Have you got the Fatboy Slim Greatest Hits? There's not a single full-length track on it!
K: Not yet; I was off work today, so I didn't get in. [doh]
B: You're not sick, I hope?
K: More injured. Because of the recent heat, I slept on my bed with the windows wide open the other night... and promptly got bitten to crap by the local wildlife. Which meant that my feet and legs are covered in lumps and scars, which rub on my shoes causing considerable pain. :-(
B: Sweet! Will you be well enough for Tunstall? [the KT Tunstall concert K&B were due to attend two days from then]
K: Yeah, should be. It will have scabbed over enough by then not to stick to my socks.
B: Stop, you're turning me on.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, and Simon's house, Stoke, via SMS, 19/6/06*
B: I'm seriously considering putting a pound on Lampard to score tomorrow.
K: A pound of what?
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 30/6/06*
*TM is playing the New Super Mario Bros. Nintendo DS game*
TM: Oh my God! Princess Peach has breasts!
*pause*
K: [drily] Who knew?
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 1/7/06*
*B is lamenting that he isn't able to be as funny as K*
B: I'm reaching for that goal, but it's just not happening. I feel like an England striker.
K: It's because you're not getting the service.
*Recorded at Dave's house, Stockport, 2/7/06*
