WD Wit

CosmicAvatar: You have to relax. You can't force The Force.
Kahlan: But I want it to work now. Guess that means my fall to the Dark Side will be quick.
Kinitawowi: Shit happens.

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CosmicAvatar: Liquor!
Bally: Who?

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Kahlan: Of course, you know you have to look everybody in the eye when you do a Cheers, cos otherwise, you'll have seven years bad sex.
Tenchi_Muyo: Hey, I'd take seven years bad sex right now!

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Bally: I eat many things but miso soup is not one of them.
Tenchi_Muyo: Miso. It's pronounced "me-so". The "i" is a double "e" sound.
Kinitawowi: As in "miso horny".

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tinkcat: [to Dellraven] Get your fat ass out of my chair!

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CosmicAvatar: It's a shame - on all the photos I'm on, I'm showing at least two chins!
Bally: There's only one solution!
CosmicAvatar: Liposuction!
Bally: There's only two solutions!

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CosmicAvatar: Hurry up David!
Kahlan: Can't you take your shit later?!

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Tenchi_Muyo: Careful, if you squeeze it, it might leak in odd directions.

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*CosmicAvatar takes a swig of Diet Coke*

CosmicAvatar: Oh, this is going down a treat!

*burps*

CosmicAvatar: Coming back up a treat, too!

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BigEvil: And there's nothing in there [the quotebook] about the dickbeater yet?!

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oslowe: I always forget how windy it gets out here.
BigEvil: What, outdoors?

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oslowe: We'll be starting off with a seared salmon appetiser, followed by a hot dog.

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Kinitawowi: I hate British food! It's crap!
BigEvil: You sound so angry!

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oslowe: The first time I met Vince Vaughn, he was like, 'Hi pal, a bunch of us are going to a strip club, wanna see some titties.'

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bettie: I couldn't possibly pee on Wil Wheaton.

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bettie: I never wanted to be a beaten hooker more!

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oslowe:'Hey, I'm Al Pacino. I'm really old. And I'm sagging.'

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oslowe: Lots of freebasing. Lots of crack. Lots of hookers. Not even pretty ones!
bettie: There aren't many pretty ones, dear.
oslowe: Yes there are, I've seen them in movies!

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bettie: So, pretty much all your quotes are about hookers, huh?

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oslowe: Viggo Mortensen is like Christopher Lambert's bastard son.

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BigEvil: Ben Kenobi is like the mildly-practising Catholic.

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*the girls are talking about knitting*

BigEvil: I just make things with duct tape.
oslowe: I love duct tape.
BigEvil: Duct tape is awesome.

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Bally: I am in awe.
Caz: Why are you in awe?
CosmicAvatar: Because he's an 'ore!

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Bally: [on oslowe] He is cool. No wonder Annika snagged him.
Bally & CosmicAvatar: Bitch.

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Kahlan: I like my food to be dead.