Sunday, September 04, 2005
Grimsby Party September 3-4 2005
Geswho: [on Mrs. Incredible] She must have had a really easy birth.
ShyRed: Guy, can you turn on the grill?
Geswho: Hello, grill, fancy seeing you here.
*Del is singing Darth Vader's tune*
ShyRed: It's a little loud, dear.
Tenchi_Muyo: Danielle only has the one volume setting.
FSC: You know, we need a little T-shirt for you, Rhiannon, that says "Cleverly Disguised As A Baby".
*Bally remembers Stoke*
Bally: There was this guy and he stood and just shouted, 'Three fer a pound, the lighters!'
mUrt: I always wanted to stand next to him and say, 'Four fer a pound, the lighters!'
Geswho: What's happening?
Kinitawowi: Andy's putting twelve colonies on Hoth.
*pause*
Geswho: They'll freeze.
FSC: I'm rarely accidentally rude.
Del & ShyRed: Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect two hundred pounds.
Geswho: Tapdance.
Del: I'm not sure I can laugh any more.
*pause*
Del: It hurts!
Del: You can never see nipples through cardigans.
*The Two Towers has just started*
Tenchi_Muyo: It's like Cliffhanger with dwarves.
FSC: Further to fall.
Geswho: This year Gollum shall mostly be wearing 'chav'.
Geswho & Tenchi_Muyo: One bling to rule them all, one bling to find them, one bling to bring them all and in the darkness blind them.
Del: Our fridge has a holiday mode.
Geswho: What does it do, go into the lounge, turn the TV on and invite all its friends round?
ShyRed: Then it turns onto party mode!#
*Theoden has signed the agreement*
Bally: That looks like my signature.
Del: No, it looks like my signature at the moment. I get halfway through and realise 'Oh, bugger, I changed my name!'
Bally: What are those ridiculously long sleeves for?
Geswho: Mopping up the soup.
Geswho: [to Crystal, who rang FSC] He's nodding vaguely.
FSC: No, I'm bouncing on the chair.
FSC: How about I throw this [lavender bear] into your crotch and we'll see who's the wimp?
ShyRed: What a strange thing to wake up to.
*Kinitawowi is manually blowing up an airbed*
FSC: [Darth Vader voice] The Force is strong in this one.
Kinitawowi: They should give this [manual airbed inflating] to women as practice.
Kinitawowi: Test it.
*Bally lies on the airbed for ten seconds*
Bally: Right, I've got to test this.
*Bally lies on the floor for ten seconds*
Bally: Yes, it is actually softer.
Tenchi_Muyo: Well, we've missed the football highlights.
FSC: Football highlights?! Now isn't that an oxymoron?
Geswho: We aim to serve.
*nearly hits Bally on head with drawer*
Geswho: To serve and concuss.
Rhiannon: Daddy tasty.*
Geswho: Thank you.
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are left with Rhiannon*
Bally: I get the distinct impression that it's Three Men And A Little Baby at the moment.
*pause*
Kinitawowi: Question one: who are we, and question two: when do we change our profile pics?
Tenchi_Muyo: It's further away than he's [Bally] usually mocked from.
Bally: Apparently, there's a chap who patented about two hundred inventions, all of which were rubbish, including a device that let you drive from the back seat.
FSC: Yeah, it's called a wife.
*FSC, Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are listening to I Like The Way You Move by Bodyrockers*
Bally: It does actually become a song and not just a lurid phonecall.
Kinitawowi: Not much more.
*Bally gets thrust forward a lot during one turn in the car*
FSC: Did your life flash before your eyes?
Bally: No, the headrest flashed before my eyes.
ShyRed: I'll have a large Coke.
Kinitawowi: I'll have a larger Coke.
Tenchi_Muyo: So you [FSC] will be able to tell Rhiannon that you were nearly there for her conception!
Bally: And that won't scar her for life.
Kinitawowi: I think it already has.
*Bally is talking about the quotebook*
Bally: It's a six-page party! That's pretty good going.
*Kinitawowi, Tenchi_Muyo and Bally are listening to...*
Bally: OK, you're going to have to tell me this woman's name.
Kinitawowi: Lisa Miskovsky.
Bally: OK, you're going to have to spell this woman's name.
Bally: I'm quite pleased we made six pages [in the quotebook]. We're getting close to the middle now!
Tenchi_Muyo: Soon we'll be at the beginning!
# It does, in fact, have a party mode.
* She means "Daddy's food is tasty".
ShyRed: Guy, can you turn on the grill?
Geswho: Hello, grill, fancy seeing you here.
*Del is singing Darth Vader's tune*
ShyRed: It's a little loud, dear.
Tenchi_Muyo: Danielle only has the one volume setting.
FSC: You know, we need a little T-shirt for you, Rhiannon, that says "Cleverly Disguised As A Baby".
*Bally remembers Stoke*
Bally: There was this guy and he stood and just shouted, 'Three fer a pound, the lighters!'
mUrt: I always wanted to stand next to him and say, 'Four fer a pound, the lighters!'
Geswho: What's happening?
Kinitawowi: Andy's putting twelve colonies on Hoth.
*pause*
Geswho: They'll freeze.
FSC: I'm rarely accidentally rude.
Del & ShyRed: Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect two hundred pounds.
Geswho: Tapdance.
Del: I'm not sure I can laugh any more.
*pause*
Del: It hurts!
Del: You can never see nipples through cardigans.
*The Two Towers has just started*
Tenchi_Muyo: It's like Cliffhanger with dwarves.
FSC: Further to fall.
Geswho: This year Gollum shall mostly be wearing 'chav'.
Geswho & Tenchi_Muyo: One bling to rule them all, one bling to find them, one bling to bring them all and in the darkness blind them.
Del: Our fridge has a holiday mode.
Geswho: What does it do, go into the lounge, turn the TV on and invite all its friends round?
ShyRed: Then it turns onto party mode!#
*Theoden has signed the agreement*
Bally: That looks like my signature.
Del: No, it looks like my signature at the moment. I get halfway through and realise 'Oh, bugger, I changed my name!'
Bally: What are those ridiculously long sleeves for?
Geswho: Mopping up the soup.
Geswho: [to Crystal, who rang FSC] He's nodding vaguely.
FSC: No, I'm bouncing on the chair.
FSC: How about I throw this [lavender bear] into your crotch and we'll see who's the wimp?
ShyRed: What a strange thing to wake up to.
*Kinitawowi is manually blowing up an airbed*
FSC: [Darth Vader voice] The Force is strong in this one.
Kinitawowi: They should give this [manual airbed inflating] to women as practice.
Kinitawowi: Test it.
*Bally lies on the airbed for ten seconds*
Bally: Right, I've got to test this.
*Bally lies on the floor for ten seconds*
Bally: Yes, it is actually softer.
Tenchi_Muyo: Well, we've missed the football highlights.
FSC: Football highlights?! Now isn't that an oxymoron?
Geswho: We aim to serve.
*nearly hits Bally on head with drawer*
Geswho: To serve and concuss.
Rhiannon: Daddy tasty.*
Geswho: Thank you.
*Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are left with Rhiannon*
Bally: I get the distinct impression that it's Three Men And A Little Baby at the moment.
*pause*
Kinitawowi: Question one: who are we, and question two: when do we change our profile pics?
Tenchi_Muyo: It's further away than he's [Bally] usually mocked from.
Bally: Apparently, there's a chap who patented about two hundred inventions, all of which were rubbish, including a device that let you drive from the back seat.
FSC: Yeah, it's called a wife.
*FSC, Tenchi_Muyo, Kinitawowi and Bally are listening to I Like The Way You Move by Bodyrockers*
Bally: It does actually become a song and not just a lurid phonecall.
Kinitawowi: Not much more.
*Bally gets thrust forward a lot during one turn in the car*
FSC: Did your life flash before your eyes?
Bally: No, the headrest flashed before my eyes.
ShyRed: I'll have a large Coke.
Kinitawowi: I'll have a larger Coke.
Tenchi_Muyo: So you [FSC] will be able to tell Rhiannon that you were nearly there for her conception!
Bally: And that won't scar her for life.
Kinitawowi: I think it already has.
*Bally is talking about the quotebook*
Bally: It's a six-page party! That's pretty good going.
*Kinitawowi, Tenchi_Muyo and Bally are listening to...*
Bally: OK, you're going to have to tell me this woman's name.
Kinitawowi: Lisa Miskovsky.
Bally: OK, you're going to have to spell this woman's name.
Bally: I'm quite pleased we made six pages [in the quotebook]. We're getting close to the middle now!
Tenchi_Muyo: Soon we'll be at the beginning!
# It does, in fact, have a party mode.
* She means "Daddy's food is tasty".
