Thursday, August 25, 2005
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 14
*B researches 'hooch' on thesaurus.com as K&B attempt to solve a crossword*
B: Bathtub gin, bootleg, home brew, hooch, moonshine, mountain dew, rotgut, sheepdip, stump liquor, tiger milk, white mule. What the hell is going on?
K: None of those mean 'hooch'. I suspect they all mean 'semen'.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 29/6/05
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*K, B and TM are talking about Meat Loaf's Bat Out Of Hell, which is in the running for Best Driving Song according to Top Gear viewers*
Kinitawowi says:
You need something huge that lasts ten minutes.
Bally says:
Are you talking about Meat Loaf or your penis?
Andy E says:
*chokes*
Kinitawowi says:
Are you talking about Meat Loaf or your penis?
*Recorded on MSN, 30/6/05*
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*K&B are talking about the songs on Top Gear's Best Driving Song contest*
K: Don't Stop Me Now. Great song, wonderful song... but not for driving. It's been ruined by associations with The Trafford Centre, which means it's a song you listen to on your way to the shops.
B: *sings* Don't stop me now! I'm going to buy a pound of beef.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/7/05*
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K: To be honest, Owen Wilson's hair supports bodybuilders' trunks.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 13/7/05*
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B: Was there anything you were looking to watch on telly tonight?
K: I'm sure there was an hour and a half of a dog licking its testicles that I wanted to watch.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 18/7/05*
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*B is about to begin chopping the chicken for dinner when he notices that the chopping board is not clean*
B: I have a brilliant and inventive idea.
K: I am stunned.
*B flips over the chopping board and uses its other side*
K: I am less stunned.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 8/8/05*
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*K&B are talking about orgasms*
Editor: I can't remember how this happened, just that it did.
K: The best is when it happens for both people at the same time.
B: I've read that.
K: Of course, what usually happens is that one triggers the other.
B: I've read that too! I know a lot of theory I just haven't -
K&B: - done the practical.
B: Don't worry, one day I will. And not on something that's inflatable, either.
K: You don't have an airbed, do you?
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 8/8/05*
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K: Let's fill the Internet with stories about the weird dream I had last night where I was shagging a shoe.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 11/8/05*
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*B is about to make a Blurty entry*
B: I need music to compose my thoughts to.
*pause*
B: To which to compose my thoughts, sorry.
K: I need science with which to urinate.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 25/8/05*
B: Bathtub gin, bootleg, home brew, hooch, moonshine, mountain dew, rotgut, sheepdip, stump liquor, tiger milk, white mule. What the hell is going on?
K: None of those mean 'hooch'. I suspect they all mean 'semen'.
*Recorded in the house, Stockport, 29/6/05
*K, B and TM are talking about Meat Loaf's Bat Out Of Hell, which is in the running for Best Driving Song according to Top Gear viewers*
Kinitawowi says:
Bally says:
Are you talking about Meat Loaf or your penis?
Andy E says:
*chokes*
Kinitawowi says:
Are you talking about Meat Loaf or your penis?
*Recorded on MSN, 30/6/05*
*K&B are talking about the songs on Top Gear's Best Driving Song contest*
K: Don't Stop Me Now. Great song, wonderful song... but not for driving. It's been ruined by associations with The Trafford Centre, which means it's a song you listen to on your way to the shops.
B: *sings* Don't stop me now! I'm going to buy a pound of beef.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/7/05*
K: To be honest, Owen Wilson's hair supports bodybuilders' trunks.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 13/7/05*
B: Was there anything you were looking to watch on telly tonight?
K: I'm sure there was an hour and a half of a dog licking its testicles that I wanted to watch.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 18/7/05*
*B is about to begin chopping the chicken for dinner when he notices that the chopping board is not clean*
B: I have a brilliant and inventive idea.
K: I am stunned.
*B flips over the chopping board and uses its other side*
K: I am less stunned.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 8/8/05*
*K&B are talking about orgasms*
Editor: I can't remember how this happened, just that it did.
K: The best is when it happens for both people at the same time.
B: I've read that.
K: Of course, what usually happens is that one triggers the other.
B: I've read that too! I know a lot of theory I just haven't -
K&B: - done the practical.
B: Don't worry, one day I will. And not on something that's inflatable, either.
K: You don't have an airbed, do you?
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 8/8/05*
K: Let's fill the Internet with stories about the weird dream I had last night where I was shagging a shoe.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 11/8/05*
*B is about to make a Blurty entry*
B: I need music to compose my thoughts to.
*pause*
B: To which to compose my thoughts, sorry.
K: I need science with which to urinate.
*Recorded at the house, Stockport, 25/8/05*
