WD Wit

Tenchi_Muyo: We're branching out in the roasting business.

*pause*

Tenchi_Muyo: We roasted a giraffe recently.

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Gandalf: Do you know why Adam isn't here?
Steorra: No.
Gandalf: He's getting a sexy change.

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CosmicAvatar: Bitch! You're lucky you're over there. And I can't be arsed to get up.

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Gandalf: I separate mine [DVDs] into 'IKEA bag, other IKEA bag'.

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*CosmicAvatar is taking orders for a doughnut run*

Sam_Spade: Chocolate with custard sounds... fattening.

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Tenchi_Muyo: I can just see that. "Say one hundred Hail Marys and go see 'Batman & Robin'".

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*CosmicAvatar has handed out doughnuts to all*

CosmicAvatar: There will now be a moment of silence.

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Tenchi_Muyo: Richard Hammond has been voted sexiest man in some magazine.
Sam_Spade: Richard Hammond Monthly, I expect.

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Bally: I have a great ass.

*pause*

Kinitawowi: Where do you keep it?

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Bally: [to CosmicAvatar] We'll visit you in your old age.
Tenchi_Muyo: Yeah, next week.

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CosmicAvatar: You have to put your fingers in certain places.

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Bally: [to Gandalf] Are you telling us you've experienced naked Bruce many times?!

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Kahlan: Amanda, we should probably call each other more names.
Gandalf: What, like diddums?

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Steorra: [on Kahlan's driving licence photo] Did they elongate it or did you just need to have a longer face?

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Gandalf: Are you going to come back?
Sam_Spade: I think I'll have to, just to make sure this was real.

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Bally: [on geswho] He's a god!