WD Wit

*K, B and TM are watching The Two Ronnies Scrapbook*

B: That was funny-adjacent.
K: It was probably more funny at the time.

*pause*

K: Maybe you had to be then.

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/4/05

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*B relates the news to K that The Corrs are rumoured to be recording an Irish album*

K: I must admit I find the idea of The Corrs recording an Irish album funny. It's like Oasis' Manc album.
B: Or Radiohead's Oxford work!
K: "In news today, water is wet!"
B: "Film at eleven!"

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 14/4/05

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*K relates a joke Matt told him earlier*

K: I went to a barbecue the other day.

*pause*

K: It took me ages to get a haircut.
B: That was shit.

*pause*

B: No, really shit.
K: Keep going...

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 21/4/05

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TM: Goodnight, dudes! I'll see you tomorrow morning.

*B looks meaningfully at K*

B: Erm.
K: I managed it today! Give me some credit.
B: Yes, Dave, you deserve credit. Let me suck your cock!

*pause*

K: And on that note...
B: Hey, oral sex is a good note!
K: Yeah, it's anal sex that's a bum note.

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/5/05

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*K has just got off phone during which it sounds like his Dad has asked him to do something*

*B adopts slightly higher-pitched voice, puts hands on hips and swings his butt out to the left*

B: Looks like Charlie's given us another mission, Bosley!

*pause*

*K slaps B in face*

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 7/5/05

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*B has left his nail clippers at his parents; K holds up his toenail clippers*

B: Those are toenail clippers!
K: They clip nails!
B: How do you know?
K: I've used similar before. I'm currently using a pair to trim my face.
B: Ohhhh!
K: I can't find my wire cutters!

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 1/6/05

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*K&B are watching an advert for the CD compilation Dad Rocks*

K: But what are they going to do without a Rover to put it in?

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 5/6/05

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*B says something really really daft*

B: You are now looking up contract killers on the Internet.
K: No, I'm trying to remove a bit of duck fat from my teeth.

*pause*

K: I could look up contract killers. Would you like to meet contract killers in your area? Ring this number! Calls cost £2 a second. Calls may be monitored for training purposes.

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 6/6/05

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*K&B are trying to recall Arnold Schwarzenegger films*

B: I have a very poor joke.

K: *resignedly* Go on.
B: There was that one where he was a hairdresser.

*pause*

B: The Perminator.
K: I was actually expecting Conan The Barber.

Recorded at the house, Stockport, 9/6/05