WD Wit

*K&B finish watching Electric Six's Gay Bar video*

K: Freddie Mercury is spinning in his grave.
B: At very high speed.
K: Brian May is spinning in his wallet.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 17/12/04

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*K on why he shaved off his beard*

K: It was getting in the way of my food.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 18/12/04

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*B eats a Celebration-sized Bounty*

B: Bounty, the taste of... coconut encased in chocolate.
K: Bounty, the taste of kitchen roll.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 6/1/05

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K&B are discussing scenes in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home*

K: I believe that transparent aluminium now exists.
B: Jesus!
K: No, just modern science.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 11/1/05

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*K&B are discussing the film Ransom*

B: Who was in it? Gibson, Russo...
K: One of the mad Gary people was in it.
B: Mad Gary people?!
K: Sinise, Oldman... they all bleed together after a while.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 18/1/05

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B: Make yourself at home! Belch. Fart.
K: Drink milk from carton.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 27/1/05

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*K&B are eating ice cream; K is finishing it off by eating from the tub*

B: You're gonna start licking that in a minute.
K: I was half toying with getting a slice of bread.

Recorded in the house, Stockport, 27/1/05

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*K&B are discussing new Diet Coke with Lime*

B: Eventually they'll get round to doing all the fruit flavours with Coke.
K: We already have Cherry Coke.
B: *adopting seductive advert tones* New Banana Coke!
K: *adopting seductive advert tones* It doesn't taste shit, honest!

Recorded in train station, Carlisle, 30/1/05

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*Kinitawowi's List Of Richness*

K: Dole scum, broke bastards, students, me, you [Bally], civilised society, the rich, the super rich, the monied, William Henry Gates III.

Recorded in a Virgin train between Carlisle and Blackburn, 30/1/05