Tuesday, January 11, 2005

 

The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 10

*B belches*

B: Der der da der! You got the Burp! With this, you can relieve your body of non-essential gases.
K: Your social standing goes down one point.

Recorded in the house, Stockport

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Kinitawowi says:
... I'm going to need a chair for many years. I want one that's good and comfy.
Kinitawowi says:
Matt got this one:
Kinitawowi says:
Click here.
Kinitawowi says:
It's horrible.
Bally says:
Your subtlety knows no bounds.
Bally says:
Because it doesn't exist.
Bally says:
However, you are right.

Recorded on MSN

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*K&B are at the Apollo, waiting for Sarah McLachlan to come on. The house lights go down and the crowd goes wild as they see Sarah come onto the stage - just about!*

K: I am not applauding the darkness!

Recorded at the Apollo, Manchester

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B: I'm going for a piss.
K: Right. I'm going for a pissed off.

Recorded in the house, Stockport

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*K&B are at the M.E.N. Arena, waiting for The Corrs to come on. B is discussing the fact that their seats are in the lower tier as opposed to the upper, where they usually sit*

B: We're lower! I have... what's the opposite of 'vertigo'?

*pause*

K: Vertigone.

Recorded in the M.E.N. Arena, Manchester

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Bally says:
Tell me all the illegal things you have done, please.
Kinitawowi says:
Shoplifting.
Kinitawowi says:
Music piracy.
Kinitawowi says:
Jaywalking.
Kinitawowi says:
Eating with my mouth open.

Recorded on MSN

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*K&B are discussing the new song from Electric Six*

K: They're doing a cover of Radio Ga-Ga.
B: Oh, no.
K: Or, as they'll try and make it, Radio Gay Bar.

Recorded at the house, Stockport

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*K&B have just seen a trailer for William Shakespeare's The Merchant Of Venice*

B: As opposed to Terry Pratchett's The Merchant Of Venice, Enid Blyton's The Merchant Of Venice and Agatha Christie's - The Merchant Of Venice.
K: I suppose she could have done a version of The Merchant Of Venice. Dial M For Merchant.

Recorded at the house, Stockport

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*K&B are listening to Sting's Shape Of My Heart*

B: It's amazing! There's a song about probability.
K: It was probably inevitable.

Recorded at the house, Stockport
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