Tuesday, October 12, 2004
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 9
*K&B are discussing the possibility of a Terry Pratchett box-set*
K: He will eventually get bored. [and stop writing Discworld books]
B: No, he will eventually die.
K: My understanding is that the boredom will come first.
Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester
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*K&B are discussing the possibility of going to Subway for lunch; B is listing the pros*
B: Plus, y'know, vegetables.
K: Yeah, I've heard of them.
Recorded on a Fingland's bus, Manchester
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*K sees 50% extra free on Flakes*
K: Those Flakes are tempting.
*K picks up a packet*
K: Those Flakes are tempted.
Recorded in Fallowfield Sainsbury's
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*K&B are half-watching a report on the Olympics*
B: I've got to stop laughing at "coxless pairs"! It's so... childish! Come on, Ball, grab a hold of yourself!
Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester
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*K&B are discussing something that will become apparent*
Bally says:
Good. This is an enjoyable topic of conversation, isn't it.
Bally says:
With a question mark, sorry.
Kinitawowi says:
Yes. We must tell far more people about the glory of my penis.
Recorded on MSN
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*K&B are discussing Thunderbirds*
K: There was never a proper enemy. Basically, you're watching a show about an intergalactic tow truck.
Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester
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*K&B are discussing things they will need in the house for the imminent move*
B: Do you own an iron?
K: I think so, though I've never actually seen or used it.
B: How do you get your clothes flat?!
K: As far as I'm concerned, "flat" is something I live in, not something that happens to my clothes.
Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester
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*K&B are watching Public Opinion, hosted by Gyles Brandreth, as the panel discuss vanity*
K: Gyles Brandreth is in no way vain. He wears cardigans.
B: And that's proof that he's not vain? What do vain people wear, then?
K: Expensive cardigans.
Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester
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*B has bought a pack of Love Hearts, the chalky sweet with the twee messages*
B: This one says "Meet Me". I will be reading out all my Love Hearts.
K: How is "meet" spelled?
Recorded in the house, Stockport
K: He will eventually get bored. [and stop writing Discworld books]
B: No, he will eventually die.
K: My understanding is that the boredom will come first.
Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester
*K&B are discussing the possibility of going to Subway for lunch; B is listing the pros*
B: Plus, y'know, vegetables.
K: Yeah, I've heard of them.
Recorded on a Fingland's bus, Manchester
*K sees 50% extra free on Flakes*
K: Those Flakes are tempting.
*K picks up a packet*
K: Those Flakes are tempted.
Recorded in Fallowfield Sainsbury's
*K&B are half-watching a report on the Olympics*
B: I've got to stop laughing at "coxless pairs"! It's so... childish! Come on, Ball, grab a hold of yourself!
Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester
*K&B are discussing something that will become apparent*
Bally says:
Good. This is an enjoyable topic of conversation, isn't it.
Bally says:
With a question mark, sorry.
Kinitawowi says:
Yes. We must tell far more people about the glory of my penis.
Recorded on MSN
*K&B are discussing Thunderbirds*
K: There was never a proper enemy. Basically, you're watching a show about an intergalactic tow truck.
Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester
*K&B are discussing things they will need in the house for the imminent move*
B: Do you own an iron?
K: I think so, though I've never actually seen or used it.
B: How do you get your clothes flat?!
K: As far as I'm concerned, "flat" is something I live in, not something that happens to my clothes.
Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester
*K&B are watching Public Opinion, hosted by Gyles Brandreth, as the panel discuss vanity*
K: Gyles Brandreth is in no way vain. He wears cardigans.
B: And that's proof that he's not vain? What do vain people wear, then?
K: Expensive cardigans.
Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester
*B has bought a pack of Love Hearts, the chalky sweet with the twee messages*
B: This one says "Meet Me". I will be reading out all my Love Hearts.
K: How is "meet" spelled?
Recorded in the house, Stockport