WD Wit

*K blows up an empty crisp bag, ready to burst it and scare someone*

K: This is the sort of thing Matt would appreciate.

*K disappears to Matt's room*

*sound of door opening, followed by crisp bag bursting*

*K returns*

K: It would have worked better if he was actually in his room.

Recorded in Dave's flat, Manchester

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*B shows K the box for School Tycoon*

B: Is there anything that won't be Something Tycoon by the end of the universe?

*pause*

B: Swamp Tycoon?
K: Nah, that'd be Sim Swamp.

Recorded at large HMV, Market Street, Manchester

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*K uses Acronym Generator on 'Kinitawowi'. The 'o' stands for...

K: Organic?!
B: Well, y'know, no metal, or anything.
K: Apart from the steel plate I got in 'Nam.

Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester

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Kinitawowi says:
Sometimes you shouldn't say words.
Bally says:
Or communicate in any way.
Kinitawowi says:
Oooh, good thinking. [up]
Bally says:
Cheers! Do you want me to buy a gag?
Kinitawowi says:
Nah. Shouldn't be necessary. Besides, wearing a gag is implicitly a method of communication.
Kinitawowi says:
It communicates the message "Help! I have been gagged! This is probably seen as a bad thing by most of society!!"

Recorded on MSN

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Bally says:
See, sometimes I should say words.
Kinitawowi says:
No, you should write words. Preferably mine.

Recorded on MSN

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*K&B are discussing the work of The Beatles*

Kinitawowi says:
It's probably odd that I like it [You've Got To Hide Your Love Away], considering that it's almost entirely Lennon.
...
Bally says:
Dave! You love Lennon!
Kinitawowi says:
I prefer Lenin.

Recorded on MSN

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Bally says:
The dripping sarcasm button for keyboards has yet to be invented.
Kinitawowi says:
Really? I get a message that says "Kinitawowi says:" to warn me.

Recorded on MSN

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*K&B are discussing who might make K's "Five" list, as per the programme Friends*
Bally says:
A Corr?
Bally says:
Perhaps A. Corr?

Recorded on MSN

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*K&B are watching Olympics coverage*

B: The steeplechase is a strange event. Where does it come from? Who designed it?
K: I dunno, probably the same bloke who came up with the Man vs. Horse marathon.

Recorded at Dave's flat, Manchester

A belated-but-big thanks to Sharon for providing the lovely icons used for the MSN sections!