WD Wit

K: Needs must...
B: ... as the Devil drives.
K: Stupid Devil! Who gave him the fucking keys?

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*Andy is talking about reinforcements for the police at the FA Cup tie Scarborough vs. Chelsea earlier this year*

K: Why? Because Scarborough police force only numbers three people.
B: Two of them are horses.
K: The other one's a sheep.

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*K holds up B's dough blender*

K: It's either a device of extreme torture, or a very small letter rack.

Editor's Note: A Dough Blender

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B: Ah! The Polyphonic Spree!
K: Arguably the ultimate definition of a cult band.

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*K&B are discussing The Corrs*

K: The trouble is they made their name by being different. Everyone expected the same different; instead they got a different same.

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Kinitawowi says:
Okay, that's enough, I'm off food-hunting!
Bally says:
I shall search for the arms of Morpheus to take me in their slight embrace.
Kinitawowi says:
Right. I'm going for a shit.

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*After seeing Citroen advert at cinema with Thierry Henry on the drums*

K: Thierry Henry has been upstaged by a muppet. My life is now complete.

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*B is explaining what opposable digits are*

B: Opposable digits. That, and a bit of DNA, are what separates us from the monkeys.
K: That and the fact that we don't throw shit at each other.

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*K is recalling that the furore surrounding Madonna's Like A Virgin video got as far as the Pope*

C: The Pope watches MTV?! I thought they were supposed to shun possessions!
K: MTV isn't exactly a possession.
C: No, but the TV to watch it on is.
K: He probably rents it.