WD Wit

*K&B discuss the sharpness of the knives in their former Hall of Residence, Slems*

K: My toenail is sharper than Slems knives. Your wit is sharper than Slems knives.

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*Amanda and H emerge from where they signed the register during their wedding*

B: Right, less talk about sex!
K: Was that "less", or "let's"?

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*K has put some jeans on*

B: Der der da der! [in the true Legend of Zelda style] You got the Jeans!
K: With this, you can make your legs look blue.

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*K&B are discussing K getting a better job*

B: At least they'll [his current employers] give you a glowing reference.
K: Yes.

*pause*

K: I'd rather have a fat paycheque.

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*K&B discuss the release date of Red Dwarf III on DVD*

B: November, you said, did you not?
K: Yes. November the... early.

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K: I do not watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I like my brain cell.

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K: There are a lot of words I would use to describe 'Faith Of The Heart' [Enterprise theme tune]. None of them are rock. With the possible exception of the one that begins with a 'C'.

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K: Is it true that Prince had a couple of ribs removed so that he could, erm...

*embarrassed pause*

*further embarrassed pause*

K: Auto fellatio?
C: You described that very well!
B: Pleasure himself without using his hand.
K: And not his other hand!
B: Look Mum, no hands!

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K: There was one occasion when I had to look at my socks to find out what day it was.

*pause*

K: It was a Wednesday.