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C: But Adam called me the viciousest bitch in the world!
K: Yeah, but he was drunk.
B: You can tell because of the word 'viciousest'.
K: No, you can tell because of the word 'Adam'.

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*K&B are discussing the pattern of generation of sketches for The K&B Show. B has pointed out that more sketches have been made recently*

K: You know why, don't you?
B: Go on.
K: My house. Your place is unfunny.

*pause*

K: Tough room.

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*B gets a crossword clue*

B: Idiot!
K: What?
B: I am immensely stupid.
K: This is news?

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*K announces that Andy is planning to go to Amanda's wedding: there follows a brief discussion of what we are going to wear*

K: Andy is planning to go the whole hog.
B: He's got the Austin Powers-style ruff collar?

*pause*

K: Andy is planning to go the three-quarters hog.

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*K&B are discussing Buffy 7.20 Touched. Buffy has just found the axe-thing.

K: I first saw it described as a scythe.

*pause*

B: Oh, wow!
K: The concept of Buffy as Death?
B: No, worse!
K: The concept of Buffy as a farmer?!

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K: That's what amazes me about prison. Basically, it's "Go to your room and think about what you did."

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*K&B are discussing Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring*

K: Basically that film was just walking. More walking. More walking. More walking.

*pause*

K: More walking.
B: Oh look! There's a boat!
K: Let's walk past it!

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*K&B are discussing Bob The Builder's entry in The Guinness Book Of British Hit Singles, in which he is listed as a 'UK male silicone puppet building contractor'*

B: Silicone? Does that mean you could melt him down and make boobs?