Sunday, September 19, 2004
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 3
*'Perfect' by The Lightning Seeds comes up on K's WinAmp*
K: I haven't heard this in ages.
B: Neither have I.
K: Despite the fact that you own its ass.
B: And also its left toe.
K: Pardon?!
B: And also its left toe!
K: Oh. I thought you said 'left testicle' for a moment there.
B: Oh no. It hasn't got many testicles, this song.
K: I dunno. I'm sure somebody thinks it's balls.
---
*K is detailing the history of the group Atomic Kitten*
K: And then Kerry Katona got pregnant.
B: To one of the fucks from Westlife.
K: Thus conclusively disproving the theory that they're all fags.
B: Two of them got engaged on Christmas Day!
K: To each other!
---
*K is trying to install B's new hard disk*
K: Do you have something small and thin that isn't your penis?
---
K: I was on Geek Dictionary the other day and someone asked what other people thought the predominant problem in computing over the next fifteen years would be. Someone answered, in all seriousness, "There are only 17,576 TLA's".
B: That's just sad.
*pause*
B: What do you think the problem will be?
K: I have no idea. Probably AOL.
[Which is itself a TLA - Ed.]
---
*K&B are outside in the cold*
B: My forehead is freezing.
K: Wear a hat.
B: But I've just washed my hair!
K: Wear a clean hat.
---
*K&B are watching a news report on shooting ducks*
B: Did he just say 'ruddy ducks?!
K: Yeah!
B: I was really hoping he hadn't.
K: I think 'ruddy' is a make of duck.
---
*K&B are watching Buffy 7.08 Sleeper*
Anya: Better be! Because if I get vamped, I'm gonna bite your ass.
Xander: Wouldn't be the first time.
Anya: What was that?
K: From beneath you, it devours.
---
*K&B are watching England vs. Turkey; Michael Owen has just missed two chances in quick succession*
K: Take Owen off, please. Put him out of our misery.
---
K: I don't fart at work.
B: You turn it off, do you?
K: The atmosphere at work is not conducive to me farting.
K: I haven't heard this in ages.
B: Neither have I.
K: Despite the fact that you own its ass.
B: And also its left toe.
K: Pardon?!
B: And also its left toe!
K: Oh. I thought you said 'left testicle' for a moment there.
B: Oh no. It hasn't got many testicles, this song.
K: I dunno. I'm sure somebody thinks it's balls.
*K is detailing the history of the group Atomic Kitten*
K: And then Kerry Katona got pregnant.
B: To one of the fucks from Westlife.
K: Thus conclusively disproving the theory that they're all fags.
B: Two of them got engaged on Christmas Day!
K: To each other!
*K is trying to install B's new hard disk*
K: Do you have something small and thin that isn't your penis?
K: I was on Geek Dictionary the other day and someone asked what other people thought the predominant problem in computing over the next fifteen years would be. Someone answered, in all seriousness, "There are only 17,576 TLA's".
B: That's just sad.
*pause*
B: What do you think the problem will be?
K: I have no idea. Probably AOL.
[Which is itself a TLA - Ed.]
*K&B are outside in the cold*
B: My forehead is freezing.
K: Wear a hat.
B: But I've just washed my hair!
K: Wear a clean hat.
*K&B are watching a news report on shooting ducks*
B: Did he just say 'ruddy ducks?!
K: Yeah!
B: I was really hoping he hadn't.
K: I think 'ruddy' is a make of duck.
*K&B are watching Buffy 7.08 Sleeper*
Anya: Better be! Because if I get vamped, I'm gonna bite your ass.
Xander: Wouldn't be the first time.
Anya: What was that?
K: From beneath you, it devours.
*K&B are watching England vs. Turkey; Michael Owen has just missed two chances in quick succession*
K: Take Owen off, please. Put him out of our misery.
K: I don't fart at work.
B: You turn it off, do you?
K: The atmosphere at work is not conducive to me farting.
