WD Wit

*K&B are discussing what B gets called in the corridors of B's placement school*

K: Always respond to the first name you're called. I've been going to a newsagent's near the university for four and a half years now where they call me 'Paul'".

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B: Oooh! You turned your monitor on!
K: Yes. I do that sometimes.

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*K is playing The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past on his SNES emulator. He has come to a puzzle involving movable blocks; his character is pulling on an immovable block and sweat is pouring off him*

K: I reckon, if you do that long enough, he should fart. Nyuh, nyuh... thirrrrrp.

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K: I think I've said before that there is no TV show in the whole of history that has been as important as The Simpsons.

*pause*

B: You're right.
K: I have said it before.

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B: I'm an idiot, what more can I say?
K: What more do you need to say, is perhaps more appropriate.

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*K&B are reading a Ben appreciation thread*

K: I need to post a reply in that thread saying, "Ben gives great head."
B: Go on, then.
K: No.

*pause*

B: You have these great ideas, but you're afraid to use them.
K: What do you think would come of it?

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*K lists the bands on TOTP2 one night*

K: ... The Rolling Stones... apparently, they've got some new shit out.
B: Yeah. There are four new tracks on their Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Best Of.
K: Yeah. The Best Of The Best Of.