WD Wit

*K&B are listening to Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, in particular the long instrumental in the middle*

B: My God! What does the lead singer do in the meantime?
K: Masturbate.

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*B has just told a very bad joke*

K: There's a forum on the newsgroup Matt hangs out at called Piss Poor Humour. They would have turned that down.

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K: Darn.
B: I left my needle in my other pants.
K: Damn.

*pause*

K: You left your beaver in your other pants.

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*K&B are discussing a Bloodhound Gang song*

B: Why Norwegian lesbians?
K: Because Swedish lesbians are fat.

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B: Hey, God, what do you think of that Spears chick?
K (deep voice): I'D DO HER.

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B: Why does everyone hate S6, Dave?
K: Because it's a big steaming pile of poo.

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*K&B are shopping and K goes over the shopping list*

K: What do we need? Cow juice and chicken tit.

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*K&B are discussing the making of the first K&B post*

B: You just want me to make you look great!
K: Everybody wants to look great! It's the whole fucking purpose of being!