Sunday, July 04, 2004
Stoke Party July 2-4 2004
Fuchsia: Katie always gets her lesbians mixed up.
Belladonna: I do, and it's led to a lot of trouble.
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Belladonna: I've got a history of killing animals by accident.
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FSC: Don't you have to have a sense of reality to have it blown?
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Fuchsia: [on Umeeksk's snoring] Your nose is The Edge's guitar.
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Belladonna: [on Gizmoo] Doesn't he look like Bono?
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Caz: They put me on Prozac and gave me a free pen!
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Belladonna: [on the postman who failed to deliver 130,000 pieces of mail] He didn't really steal it, he just didn't deliver it.
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Moosha Moo: Squeak.
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Fuchsia: [to geswho and ShyRed] There you go, it's cheaper for your daughter to be a lesbian.
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Nos402: [on the advantages of Caz's reversible hat] Robs a bank, flips her hat and walks away.
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Fuchsia: [on Rhiannon's fascination for Moosha Moo's ossicones] Those ossicones! They're like crack!
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FSC: [on his car] I have to play with something while Crystal's away.
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Eileen: Have you done any raf tossing yet?
CosmicAvatar: There has been tossing. And rafs.
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mUrt: There are so many birthdays around now! What's so special about nine months ago?
Belladonna: People have sex in the winter to keep warm.
mUrt: I have central heating!
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CosmicAvatar: Mmmm... banger.
Bally: Bang who?
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Bally: [on FSC's phone] From a certain angle it looks like you're holding your man-toy.
FSC: It is the digital age!
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FSC: [to CosmicAvatar] You make some fantastic noises.
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Belladonna: Hold on, let me get my toes in...
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Tenchi_Muyo: [on bestiality in literature] Lady Chatterley's Llama.
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Belladonna: He's jangling his bags.
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geswho: I can so see that line going in the book.
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Belladonna: Joe was backing into Captain Archer.
Kahlan: I don't think I approve of that.
Tenchi_Muyo: Neither does Star Fleet.
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geswho: I have no interest in Scott Bakula's crotch.
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Gandalf: [on mUrt's reluctance to re-enact the spaghetti scene from Lady And The Tramp with Del and fruit shoelaces] If you don't want to do that, how're you going to get babies?!
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Bally: Andy! You're poking me in the crotch region!
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geswho: Someone's shot him, from this angle.
Kahlan: No, that was just the arrow of my love.
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geswho: It's like that dating show on BBC3 that I don't watch.
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Kahlan: [on Adam's dirty dancing with Captain Archer] I'm scared.
geswho: I'm entertained!
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Nos402: Show me with the doll where the bad man touched you!
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geswho: [to Captain Archer during Queen's The Show Must Go On] Not that show!
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geswho: [on Captain Archer's paper hat, which has the caption "I'm Captain so why try harder"] We need a Janeway - "I'm an Admiral, so ner!"
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FSC: [on Adam's guitar playing] I didn't think you had any talent!
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Fuchsia: Andy! You're a red-blooded man of yore!
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Helen: Everywhere I go I see giraffes. It kind of feels like I'm on drugs.
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Belladonna: I like Counting Crows and Dixie Chicks.
Nos402: I like Counting Chicks.
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FSC: Quiche or sex?
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Caz: [attempts to protect Captain Archer] Adam, he does not need the power of your penis.
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CosmicAvatar: Do you want to plough my furrow?
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Caz: [after bumping FSC's hands-free kit] I may have damaged your expensive equipment.
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Belladonna: I do, and it's led to a lot of trouble.
Belladonna: I've got a history of killing animals by accident.
FSC: Don't you have to have a sense of reality to have it blown?
Fuchsia: [on Umeeksk's snoring] Your nose is The Edge's guitar.
Belladonna: [on Gizmoo] Doesn't he look like Bono?
Caz: They put me on Prozac and gave me a free pen!
Belladonna: [on the postman who failed to deliver 130,000 pieces of mail] He didn't really steal it, he just didn't deliver it.
Moosha Moo: Squeak.
Fuchsia: [to geswho and ShyRed] There you go, it's cheaper for your daughter to be a lesbian.
Nos402: [on the advantages of Caz's reversible hat] Robs a bank, flips her hat and walks away.
Fuchsia: [on Rhiannon's fascination for Moosha Moo's ossicones] Those ossicones! They're like crack!
FSC: [on his car] I have to play with something while Crystal's away.
Eileen: Have you done any raf tossing yet?
CosmicAvatar: There has been tossing. And rafs.
mUrt: There are so many birthdays around now! What's so special about nine months ago?
Belladonna: People have sex in the winter to keep warm.
mUrt: I have central heating!
CosmicAvatar: Mmmm... banger.
Bally: Bang who?
Bally: [on FSC's phone] From a certain angle it looks like you're holding your man-toy.
FSC: It is the digital age!
FSC: [to CosmicAvatar] You make some fantastic noises.
Belladonna: Hold on, let me get my toes in...
Tenchi_Muyo: [on bestiality in literature] Lady Chatterley's Llama.
Belladonna: He's jangling his bags.
geswho: I can so see that line going in the book.
Belladonna: Joe was backing into Captain Archer.
Kahlan: I don't think I approve of that.
Tenchi_Muyo: Neither does Star Fleet.
geswho: I have no interest in Scott Bakula's crotch.
Gandalf: [on mUrt's reluctance to re-enact the spaghetti scene from Lady And The Tramp with Del and fruit shoelaces] If you don't want to do that, how're you going to get babies?!
Bally: Andy! You're poking me in the crotch region!
geswho: Someone's shot him, from this angle.
Kahlan: No, that was just the arrow of my love.
geswho: It's like that dating show on BBC3 that I don't watch.
Kahlan: [on Adam's dirty dancing with Captain Archer] I'm scared.
geswho: I'm entertained!
Nos402: Show me with the doll where the bad man touched you!
geswho: [to Captain Archer during Queen's The Show Must Go On] Not that show!
geswho: [on Captain Archer's paper hat, which has the caption "I'm Captain so why try harder"] We need a Janeway - "I'm an Admiral, so ner!"
FSC: [on Adam's guitar playing] I didn't think you had any talent!
Fuchsia: Andy! You're a red-blooded man of yore!
Helen: Everywhere I go I see giraffes. It kind of feels like I'm on drugs.
Belladonna: I like Counting Crows and Dixie Chicks.
Nos402: I like Counting Chicks.
FSC: Quiche or sex?
Caz: [attempts to protect Captain Archer] Adam, he does not need the power of your penis.
CosmicAvatar: Do you want to plough my furrow?
Caz: [after bumping FSC's hands-free kit] I may have damaged your expensive equipment.
