Monday, February 09, 2004

 

Staines Party February 6-8 2004

CosmicAvatar: [on Bally's scone mixture] That is the best fucking rubbing in I've ever seen!

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Bally: You investigated my box.

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CosmicAvatar: I find that two do me.

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CosmicAvatar: Now, I have Nurofen for the impending headache...

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Bally: [holding a baguette] I'm used to holding long, thin things of this size.

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CosmicAvatar: You can stick your long, thin thing in here. [boot of her car]

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Bally: I have to hold it.

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CosmicAvatar: I don't know whether to have the hard ones... [pause after realising what she's said]

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Tenchi_Muyo: Simon sucking on a pink thing and having it dribble all over him...

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CosmicAvatar: Oh, just get it out!

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Callie: I had a slot and nothing to put in it.

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MrBump: Apparently, she hasn't done it yet, but it does look large enough.

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Christine: Something vibrated in my pants.

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Tenchi_Muyo: It's probably the biggest sword you can wield with one hand.

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Del: We can rummage around in Sharon's box.

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Steorra: Amanda! Your husband is magic!

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MrBump: It's alright, I've just bust my trousers. Carry on talking.

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H: You've got to get it in end on, haven't you?

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CosmicAvatar: Sorry, I'm not playing with myself - I'm just trying to get some money out.

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CosmicAvatar: [to Nemesis] Was Dave touching you on that side?

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Steorra: I've got to come.
MrBump: We may be some time.
Kinitawowi: I'm going to watch...!

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Comments:
Oh my goodness! I think I missed most of these the first time round, but you guys were really on top form that day. I think from the Stoke party there are smutty quotes, but there's a good smattering of randomness and surreality as well, but with these I can only count one or two that aren't incredibly smutty. Good going, Staines massive!
 
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